Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

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Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.

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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.

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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''

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