Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.

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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.

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Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!

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