Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’

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Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.

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Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

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