Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.

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Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

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Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!

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"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"

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