Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!

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Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!

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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

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Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.

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