Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.

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Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

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Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.

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