Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.

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