Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

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Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!

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Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.

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Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.

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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.

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