Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.

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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.

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Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.

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