Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.

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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

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Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

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Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.

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