Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.

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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.

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