Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.

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Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!

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Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.

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Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.

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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

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