Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

 450

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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...

 249

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.

 246

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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

 280

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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.

 63

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