Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.

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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.

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Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

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Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.

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Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

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