Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.

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Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

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