Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".

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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

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