Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!

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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.

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