Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.

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You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

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Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!

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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

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