Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.

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Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.

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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.

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