Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

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Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...

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Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!

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