Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!

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Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.

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Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

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