Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.

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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.

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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.

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"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"

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