Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

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