Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer. The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped. George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.” He opened the door and saw the bird alive! The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again. George said, “Why the change?” The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."
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