Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something… but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground." After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it. A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!" "Yeah, but we’re getting farther from the truck," the other added.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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