Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.

When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.

Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven. God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first cop says, "I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force." The second police officer says, "I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty." The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!"

Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.