One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"

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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.

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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.

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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.

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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

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