Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

A local charity organization realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the ... read more

Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.

Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.