Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.

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Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked Bill.” Oh, don’t ask me! I’m coming from the cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law” replied Sid. ”I’m so sorry!” said Bill, “But why is your face scratched all over?”. ”It wasn’t so easy!” said Sid, “She put on a hell of a fight!”

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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.

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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.

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