Blonde: Officer theres like a thousand dead people here! Cop: Okay, calm down. Where are you? Blonde: The cemetery! Cop: *facepalm* 237 0
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again. 483 0
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death. 316 0