When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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