Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.

2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.

The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at the windshield of the aircraft and shoot a dead chicken at about the speed the air-craft normally flies at it. If the windshield doesn't break, it's likely to survive a real collision with a bird during flight. The British had recently built a new locomotive that could pull a train faster than any before it. They were not sure that its windshield was strong enough so they borrowed the testing device from the FAA, reset it to approximate the maximum speed of the locomotive, loaded in the dead c ... read more

When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself