Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary."
Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
