Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006) 3830 1
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes. 301 0
If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year. 79 0
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song. 169 0
