Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep when they die instead of the normal six feet?
Because deep down they are really good people.
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A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed ‘Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man.'
The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked "Mommy, why did they bury two men there?"
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
