Question: What happened to the only man that finally figured women out? Answer: He died laughing.
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There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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