He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
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