Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.

A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill: "One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian". The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where Upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Finn is better than one hundred Russian." Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence. The calm Finnis ... read more

Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans!

Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".