Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.

Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.

A guy dies and is sent to hell. Extremely frightened because of that, he is very surprised when he arrives; beach, palm trees, sun is shining, happy people around in shorts and bikinis. Behind the next corner there are people eating great food and there's some cool music playing. After some time of wondering, a man in an expensive suit approaches him and says: "Hi, you must be the new one. Welcome to hell, I'm the devil. As you're gonna spend eternity here, make yourself comfortable and have a drink. If anything bothers you, always feel free to ask me." The guy still doesn't really under ... read more