Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.

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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.

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A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."

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During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him. Teacher asks, "Johnny, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body." Little Johnny after thinking for a while says, "I saw a dead body cycling to school."

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