Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
The police thought it was a cereal killer.
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Question: What happened to the only man that finally figured women out?
Answer: He died laughing.
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A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
