In "I Am Legend", Will Smith survived alone for years. 24 hours after a woman shows up, he dies. AND that girl stole his bacon.
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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
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Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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