Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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