Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.

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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.

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