He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself?
A: Because nobody understood him.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.
