Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.

Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.

What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common? They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.

Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.

There were two brothers. One was very good and tried to always live right and be helpful. His brother, on the other hand, was bad and did all the things that men should not do and didn’t care who he hurt. The bad brother died. The good brother missed him despite his ways. Finally, years later, the good brother died and went to Heaven. Everything was beautiful and wonderful there and he was very happy. One day he asked God where his brother was, as he hadn’t seen him there. God said that he was sorry but his brother lived a terrible life and went to Hell instead. The good broth ... read more