Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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