Three men were in heaven discussing how they died. The first man said, "I died in a car accident." The second man said, "I died by drowning." The third man said, "I died of seenus." The first two men asked, "Do you mean sinus?" The third man said, "No, I mean SEENUS. I was out with my best friend’s wife and he seen us!"

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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".

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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.

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A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.

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