What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Yo mama so fat she died.
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A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed ‘Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man.' The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked "Mommy, why did they bury two men there?"
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Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.
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