Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee ... read more

Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates. Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.

A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.