Teacher: Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
Class: The second one!
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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market?
A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?
Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
