An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second ki ... read more
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
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Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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