Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.

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An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.

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A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant," replied the lawyer. "What do you do?" The minister replied, "Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say 'the devil is the father of liars,' but instead I said 'the devil is the father of lawyers,' so I let it go."

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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.

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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.

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