Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.

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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark

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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on the same plane. The plane crashes. Who survives? America.

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