Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent.
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A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
