Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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