Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat.
The government hates competition.
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet?
A: A free for all.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
