Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.

How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."

How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

I was eating and enjoying my food when a man entered into the restaurant where i was eating with a brief case. I guess he is a politician cause his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him that her children die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the brief case and gave this woman five thousand dollars. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness. I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down an ... read more