An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.

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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.

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Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.

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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.

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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...

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