No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?"
"We made copies of all the receipts!"
