If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Religion is a lot more like politics.
The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on the same plane. The plane crashes. Who survives?
America.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
