Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.

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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.

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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.

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Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.

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