Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.

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What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."

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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark

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Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.

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