Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.

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Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.

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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.

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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.

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Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!

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