The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes on 5th November 1605.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense," So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his ba ... read more
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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