Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark

A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.

How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton and Representative Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."