Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense," So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his ba ... read more
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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on the same plane. The plane crashes. Who survives? America.
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