If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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