Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet?
A: A free for all.
923
0
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
1586
0
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
259
0
Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
258
0
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
