Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?
Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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I once meet a honest, caring, politician that listened when I spoke and tried to help the country.
Then I woke up.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on the same plane. The plane crashes. Who survives?
America.
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Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat.
The government hates competition.