A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?

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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.

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How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."

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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.

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A Senator in the USA was once asked about his attitude toward whisky. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of a New Year toast, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise."

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