What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."

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Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying." The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."

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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.

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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.

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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.

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