Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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