Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.

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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.

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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.

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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.

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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.

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