Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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