No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Q: What's the difference between death and taxes?
A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.
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Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying."
The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.
