Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
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Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying." The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
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We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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