Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done. 2045 1
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark 1825 2
Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category. 1677 1