When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second ki ... read more

What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."

Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...