Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.

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Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying." The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."

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Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.

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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

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