Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat. The government hates competition.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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