Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.

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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.

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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...

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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on the same plane. The plane crashes. Who survives? America.

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