Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
