Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
1995
1
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on the same plane. The plane crashes. Who survives?
America.
16991
5
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
429
0
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
430
0
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?"
"We made copies of all the receipts!"
