Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
A pip squeak.
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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."
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A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please."
"Did you bring a container for this? "
"You're speaking to it."
