How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.

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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.

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Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.

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Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.

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A man farts in bed next to his wife. His wife asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Touchdown. I'm winning, seven nothing." She decides to get even, so she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies, "Touchdown, tie score." He wants to get her back, but he tries so hard he sh*ts in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."

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