Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multi-colored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's wearing worn-out shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat that's directly across from an old man who glares at him for the next ten miles. Finally, the punk gets self-conscious and barks at the old man, "What are you looking at you old fart... didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?" ... read more
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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