Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

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Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A: A love call.

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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.

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How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.

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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call

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