Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.  The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." Th ... read more

Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.