Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.

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Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."

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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.

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