Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.

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What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.

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