Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.

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Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A: A love call.

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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

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