Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is o ... read more
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Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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