How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.

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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?

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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

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What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.

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Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

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