How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
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Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multi-colored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's wearing worn-out shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat that's directly across from an old man who glares at him for the next ten miles. Finally, the punk gets self-conscious and barks at the old man, "What are you looking at you old fart... didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?" ... read more
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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