You are so old, you fart dust.
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Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings." The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose." The third boy said, "Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt." The first and second boys where amazed. The second boy said, "Have you seen him do it?" "No," said the third boy, "but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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