Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.

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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?

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Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

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There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one could lay her down. Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of swinging meat. He took her in the long tall grass, Shoved his dick right up her ass. Then she blew one gnarly fart, Blew his ball two feet apart. Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of shredded meat.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

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