What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

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A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce." On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce." The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."

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Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.

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Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.

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