Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy. Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face. "Holy cow! What's that smell?" "I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?" "Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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