Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A: A love call.

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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

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You are so old, you fart dust.

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