If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.

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You are so old, you fart dust.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

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Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.

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