Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.

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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.

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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.

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