Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Tom, "I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in here and jack-off!" Paul looks at the wall and says "What are you talkng about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"

Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.

How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.