If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.

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Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

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regular ass (_!_) fat ass (__!__) tight ass (!) flat ass (_._) bubble ass (_^_) sore ass (_*_) lop-sided ass (_!__) swishy ass {_!_} surprised ass (_o_) ass that's been around (_O_) kiss my ass (_x_) leave my ass alone (_X_) tired ass (_zzz_) wise ass (_o^o_) unlucky ass (_13_) money out the ass (_$_) dumb ass (_?_)

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Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A: A love call.

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.

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