What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.

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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

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Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.

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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.

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