Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."

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Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A: A love call.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.

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You are so old, you fart dust.

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