If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.

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Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

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There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one could lay her down. Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of swinging meat. He took her in the long tall grass, Shoved his dick right up her ass. Then she blew one gnarly fart, Blew his ball two feet apart. Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of shredded meat.

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