Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

Things Your Wife Won't Say: The smell of beer on your breath drives me wild. I'm bored. Let's shave the p***y. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an afternoon of it. God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! I only signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head. Let's subscribe to Hustler. Let's take pictures so your friends will believe you. Honey, our neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see! Awesome fart! Do another one!

Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.