Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

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A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?” The girl thought and then asked, “Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you fart?”

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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.

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Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.

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