What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.

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Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.

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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

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