Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

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Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.

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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.

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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.

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Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.

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