Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.

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How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.

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Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.

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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

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Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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