What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth. 395 0
Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting. 575 0
Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts. 439 0