Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.

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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call

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How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.

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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

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Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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