Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

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How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.

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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

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What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

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