What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.

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Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

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How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.

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