Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

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Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.

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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

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