Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates. Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts. One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime. "Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."

How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.

I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.