I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.

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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

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Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

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A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you." The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five". The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?" "No" says the boy, "he minded his own fucking business."

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