The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even ... read more
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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