Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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The church is struck by lightning. The insurance company refuses to pay out for damages incurred, as there is a specific disclaimer clause for "An act of God", which, amongst others, lightning is classified as. The priest goes to every household and asks for a donation to rebuild the church. One Christian farmer protested, "I'm sorry, Pastor, but I can't give money to Somebody who set His own house alight!"
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Christian Doctor: "Your recovery was a miracle!" Christian Patient: "Thank God! Now I don't have to pay you."
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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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