Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.

 2059

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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

 2005

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I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.

 1981

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

 630

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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."

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