You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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The church is struck by lightning. The insurance company refuses to pay out for damages incurred, as there is a specific disclaimer clause for "An act of God", which, amongst others, lightning is classified as. The priest goes to every household and asks for a donation to rebuild the church. One Christian farmer protested, "I'm sorry, Pastor, but I can't give money to Somebody who set His own house alight!"
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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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