Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.

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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.

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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.

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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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