Christian Doctor: "Your recovery was a miracle!" Christian Patient: "Thank God! Now I don't have to pay you."

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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."

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You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.

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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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