Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.

There was this atheist and he was in the woods. And suddenly he heard some leaves cracking. He looked behind and there was a huge bear behind him. He started running and running and soon the bear was right on top of him and his paw was on top of him like he was going to swat him but suddenly he saw this big light appear and said; “For all these years you have despised me and now you call for my help.” The atheist said, “I’m sorry God. If you can’t help me, can’t you at least turn the bear into a Christian? Then the light disappeared. Then the bear knelt down and said, “Bless me Lord f ... read more