What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: "What do you want? "
Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus."
St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
