A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead. A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side. Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and said: "Whoever did this to you needs help."

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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.

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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: "What do you want? " Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus." St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "

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