A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead. A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side. Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and said: "Whoever did this to you needs help."

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Christian Doctor: "Your recovery was a miracle!" Christian Patient: "Thank God! Now I don't have to pay you."

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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.

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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.

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