The church is struck by lightning. The insurance company refuses to pay out for damages incurred, as there is a specific disclaimer clause for "An act of God", which, amongst others, lightning is classified as. The priest goes to every household and asks for a donation to rebuild the church. One Christian farmer protested, "I'm sorry, Pastor, but I can't give money to Somebody who set His own house alight!"

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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.

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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.

 1985

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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.

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