What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.

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A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead. A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side. Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and said: "Whoever did this to you needs help."

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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."

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Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.

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