Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.

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You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.

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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.

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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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