Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.

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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

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I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.

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A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead. A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side. Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and said: "Whoever did this to you needs help."

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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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