Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.

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The church is struck by lightning. The insurance company refuses to pay out for damages incurred, as there is a specific disclaimer clause for "An act of God", which, amongst others, lightning is classified as. The priest goes to every household and asks for a donation to rebuild the church. One Christian farmer protested, "I'm sorry, Pastor, but I can't give money to Somebody who set His own house alight!"

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Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.

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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.

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Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.

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