Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.

You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.

The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.

At a Wednesday evening church meeting a very wealthy man rose to give his testimony. "I'm a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I can still remember the turning point in my faith, like it was yesterday: I had just earned my first dollar and I went to a church meeting that night. The speaker was a missionary who told about his work. I knew that I only had a dollar bill and had to either give it all to God's work or nothing at all. So at that moment I decided to give my whole dollar to God. I believe that God blessed that decis ... read more