Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.

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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: "What do you want? " Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus." St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "

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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.

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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."

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