Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Yes, they do. Now I see the spots much clearer!!!
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Patient: I keep feeling like a Dog.
Doctor: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Since l was a puppy.
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Doctor: I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.
Patient: What do you mean by 10? 10 what? Years? Months? Weeks?!
Doctor: Nine..
Patient: What?
Doctor: Eight..
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Lady Patient: Doctor! Please call my husband inside.
Doctor: Trust me, I'm a Gentleman.
Lady: No Doctor, Your Nurse is sitting outside & my husband is not a Gentleman....
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Nurse : "Wake up man!"
Patient : "Why, what's the matter?"
Nurse : "Nothing, I just forgot to give u the prescribed sleeping pills...."
