Doctor to Patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient: Yes. A Good Doctor.

 765

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The doctor told a patient that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. After 300 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem. Doctor : 'What is the problem?' Patient : 'I am 2400 kms. from home.'

 776

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Doctor interviewing a Nurse: What would U do in the case of a person who has eaten poisonous roots? Nurse: Recommend a change of diet.....

 707

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Doctor to Patient : The cheque which u gave me has returned back.... Patient to Doctor: The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back....

 726

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A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview. Doctor: What salary do U expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000.

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