The doctor told a patient that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. After 300 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem. Doctor : 'What is the problem?' Patient : 'I am 2400 kms. from home.'

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Doctor: You should take at least 10 glasses of water everyday. Patient: It is impossible. Doctor: Why? Patient: I have only 4 glasses at home.....

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Nurse : "Wake up man!" Patient : "Why, what's the matter?" Nurse : "Nothing, I just forgot to give u the prescribed sleeping pills...."

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Doctor to Patient : The cheque which u gave me has returned back.... Patient to Doctor: The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back....

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Patient : I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help? Patient : Yes, they do. Now I see the spots much clearer!!!

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