Nurse : "Wake up man!" Patient : "Why, what's the matter?" Nurse : "Nothing, I just forgot to give u the prescribed sleeping pills...."

 784

1  

The doctor told a patient that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. After 300 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem. Doctor : 'What is the problem?' Patient : 'I am 2400 kms. from home.'

 821

1  

Lady Patient: Doctor! Please call my husband inside. Doctor: Trust me, I'm a Gentleman. Lady: No Doctor, Your Nurse is sitting outside & my husband is not a Gentleman....

 766

0  

Doctor: You should take at least 10 glasses of water everyday. Patient: It is impossible. Doctor: Why? Patient: I have only 4 glasses at home.....

 770

0  

Patient : I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help? Patient : Yes, they do. Now I see the spots much clearer!!!

 808

0