When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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