Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!

 1519

0  

Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.

 520

0  

Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."

 781

0  

When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.

 1396

0  

When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.

 659

0