Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Redbull doesn't give you wings.
Lat pulldowns do.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
