Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.

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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.

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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.

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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.

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