Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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