When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.

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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.

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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.

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