When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?”
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