I do two hours of cardio every day.
But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
