When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?”
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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