The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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