Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."

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What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.

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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.

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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.

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