Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
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