No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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