When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.

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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

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At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?”

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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.

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