Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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