TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
