The average speed of ejaculation is 45km/h, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school.
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What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
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Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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Ms.Battle: Henry, I hope I didn't see you copying Casey's math test. Henry: I hope you didn't either.
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The absent-minded teacher paused to chat awhile with one of her students, then asked, "Which way was I going when I stopped to talk to you?" "That way", the student pointed. ''Good,'' said the teacher, ''then I've had my lunch."
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