Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.

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Teacher: "I killed a person, tell me this sentence in future tense." Student: "In future tense, You will go to jail."

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Teacher: Why are you late? Ramu: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Ramu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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In clas: 1+1=2 Exam: John has four apples and gives one away. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Mom: What did you do at school today? Mark: We did a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam. Mark: That’s right!

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