Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?
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“Dad, can you write in the dark?”
“I think so. What is it you want me to write?”
“Your name on this report card.”
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Johnny's father: "Let me see your report card."
Johnny: "I don't have it."
Johnny's father: "Why not?"
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mark: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.
Mark: That’s right!
