Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
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Dad: "I heard you missed school yesterday." Little Johnny: "Not a bit."
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Why did the teacher jump into the lake? Because she wanted to test the waters!
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