When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!
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I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.
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In clas: 1+1=2
Exam: John has four apples and gives one away. Calculate the mass of the sun.
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Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the Devil?"
"No," said Little Johnny. "It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."
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You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.