What is the longest word in the English language? Smiles: there is a mile between the first and last letters!
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Why did the teacher jump into the lake? Because she wanted to test the waters!
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A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother. He repeated that to his techer every day, when he came to school, "Im getting a brother." One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby's kicks in her belly. The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother. He replyed, "I think mommy ate him."
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Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory? Student: I don’t know. Why? Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate!
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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