Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Student: You told me not to use tables.

 193

0  

Teacher: "I wished you would pay a little attention." Pupil: "I'm paying as little as I can!"

 321

0  

Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do? Christy: I'd climb a tree. Teacher: if the lion climbs a tree? Christy: I will jump in the lake and swim. Teacher: if the lion also jumps in the water and swims after you? Christy: Teacher, are you on my side or on the lion's?

 145

0  

In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.

 276

0  

Jordan: My teacher says I have to write more clearly. Mom: That’s a good idea, Jordan. Jordan: No, it’s not. Then she’ll know I can’t spell.

 199

0