Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said, "First Question was which tire was flat?"

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Teacher: Can you tell me where Napoleon came from? Pupil: Course I can. Teacher: Very good.

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Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!

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When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...

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What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!

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