“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then, mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer. “Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”

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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.

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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!

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Girl: “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” Mother: “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” Girl: “My homework.”

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Teacher: “How can you prove the earth is round?” Boy: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”

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