In the beautiful world of fantasy, holding hands is the first sign of true love. In college it means someone is too drunk to stand on their own.

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When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!

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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.

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Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome."

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Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic." Father: "Why?" Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'" Father: "But that's right!" Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'" Father: "What's the fucking difference?" Boy: "That's exactly what I said!"

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