What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.

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Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time, and she asked, “My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things. What am I?” A little boy on the front row proudly said, “You’re a mother!”

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When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...

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The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stressed the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses would be accepted except illness or a death in the immediate family. A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?" The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."

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In high school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed whereas in college, you can't go out to lunch because you can't afford it.

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