Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.

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A mother noticed her little dauther praying. "Please, God," the little girl kept saying. "Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia." "Why did you make such as strange request?" the mother asked. "Beacause that's what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!"

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You could give me 37 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before.

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Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?

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Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*

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