Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
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School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...
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One day two girls were trying out for the school cheerleading squad. One was a blonde and one was a brunette. After they both had tryouts, they went home to wait until the results were posted. The blonde goes to see if she made it that night. Once she found out she made it she got out her cell phone and called the brunette, but she didn't answer, so the blonde just went back home. The next day the brunette called the blonde to see if she wanted to go with her to look at their scores. The blonde says sure and meets the brunette at the school. The brunette beats the blonde to the sch ... read more
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When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
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Teacher: Can you tell me where Napoleon came from? Pupil: Course I can. Teacher: Very good.
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