How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None, Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.

 196

0  

In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."

 160

0  

One day, Bob came home from school very happy and that got his mother suspicious; "What’s the matter Bob? How come you’re that happy?" "You can’t even imagine-..! Today at school, I planted a bomb on the teacher’s chair and we all laughed sooo hard!" The mother upset: "Aren’t you ashamed of yourself? Don’t you know that you’re going to be suspended? How you think you’re gonna show up in the school again tomorrow?" And Bob, with a stupid smile on his face: "School? What school?"

 234

0  

You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.

 204

0  

Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week? A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!

 287

0