When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.

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TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon? Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night.

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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school

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Teacher: "Alex, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?" Alex: "No, Miss." Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"

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Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”

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