Teacher: Can you tell me where Napoleon came from? Pupil: Course I can. Teacher: Very good.

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Teacher: “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?” Boy: “Somebody else’s pants.”

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Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.

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The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"

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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.

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