If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on? The Captains Dinghy!
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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