Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?
10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 p*ssy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing?
A: He only had two worms.
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If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on?
The Captains Dinghy!
