Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.

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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.

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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.

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My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.

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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.

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