Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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A tourist was drowning in the sea: Help! Help! He screams. Very calm the fisherman says: Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
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