What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45. It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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