How does an LA policeman go fishing? He catches one fish, then beats it until it tells him where the others are.

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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.

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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"

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Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.

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