Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
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Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing. "How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?" "I didn't have to," Steve replied. "Yesterday, when ... read more
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
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How does an LA policeman go fishing? He catches one fish, then beats it until it tells him where the others are.
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