Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".
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How does an LA policeman go fishing? He catches one fish, then beats it until it tells him where the others are.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
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