Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.

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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.

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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.

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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".

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