Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
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What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and make sure that's your pa in there."
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