Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.

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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.

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Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"

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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.

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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".

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