Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.

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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.

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Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!

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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.

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