Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.

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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.

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What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

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