How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?
10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 p*ssy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing?
A: He only had two worms.
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Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
He was a blubber mouth.
