Tom, Frank, and Harry are fishing in a boat. Frank stands up to get a beer, loses his balance, falls in the lake, and dissapears. After a few minutes, and no sign of Frank, Tom tells Harry he better go in after him. Harry drags him into the boat and notices hes not breathing. "Better give him mouth-to-mouth" says Tom. "Whew! I don't remember him having this bad of breath!" says Harry. Tom replies, "Oh yeah, well I don't remember him wearing a snowmobile suit!"

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What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

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Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.

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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".

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