Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked: "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died", replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned: "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied: "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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