I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.

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Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!

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Wife: "Every sunday you go for fishing, right?" Husband: "Yeah... Why?" Wife: "Today the fish came here and told she's pregnant."

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Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.

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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"

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