Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
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Why don't lobsters share?
They re shellfish.
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A tourist was drowning in the sea:
Help! Help! He screams.
Very calm the fisherman says:
Press F1 already and stop screaming.
You’re scaring the fishes away.
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her?
A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean?
*Pulls his head to her thigh*
Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
