Why did the whale like the diver?
Because he had flippers.
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One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her?
A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
