Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

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What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!

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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.

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Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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