Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.

Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.

One day, a team of blondes and a brunette team took part in a fishing contest. They went to the Frozen Lake and installed from a two different perspectives. The brunettes were making fish one after another, but the blondes were unlucky. The blonde team gathered around in a circle and start a discussion about the problem and wanted to find an answer for it. After two hours they decided to send someone to spy on the other team, so they can find out what the brunettes were doing differently. The blonde spy goes and hides behind the bushes. After a while, breathless arrives at her team a ... read more

A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".

Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.