Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45. It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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