Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45. It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
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