Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.

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Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.

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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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