After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come done to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day." The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws ... read more
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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