A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?" "Ever go a fishin'?" the policeman suddenly asked the man. "Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied. Th ... read more
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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