What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it co ... read more
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What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
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