The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and make sure that's your pa in there."
 2011
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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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