Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.

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Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.

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Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!

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Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.

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