Q: What is a black cat's favorite color?
A: Purrrrrr-ple!
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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk
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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle."
His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..."
He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
