Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

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How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'

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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk

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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.

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Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"

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