Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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A man brings his cat to a veterinarian. He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed. He asks the veterinarian: Is my cat still alive? Still not...
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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.
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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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