In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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Bears do not eat bears.
Tigers do not eat tigers.
Dogs do not eat dogs.
Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle."
His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..."
He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
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Q: What is a black cat's favorite color?
A: Purrrrrr-ple!
