Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.

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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.

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Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"

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Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!

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Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.

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