Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk

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An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."

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How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'

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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.

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A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"

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