Q: How are women and a hurricane alike?
A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Fred came home from his first day at school.
"Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
