A man brings his cat to a veterinarian.
He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed.
He asks the veterinarian:
Is my cat still alive?
Still not...
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How do you make a cat be a dog?
Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match.
It will go 'WOOF.'
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Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
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Bears do not eat bears.
Tigers do not eat tigers.
Dogs do not eat dogs.
Cats stopped eating kebabs.
