Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.
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A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to the cat, "Is there anything I can do to make your stay here better?" The cat said, "I've been sleeping on a cold floor and I'd love a warm pillow to sleep on. St. Peter gave a pillow to the cat, and the cat headed off to bed. Later, some mice came to St. Peter. They wanted roller skates to get around faster so St. Peter gave them their skates and the mice went off. The next evening St. Peter checks in on the cat. "How was your night last night?" The cat said "That pillow you gave me is really nice, but what I like the most about heaven is ... read more
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I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.
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