A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
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I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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