Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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Q: What is a black cat's favorite color?
A: Purrrrrr-ple!
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Fred came home from his first day at school.
"Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."
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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk
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A man brings his cat to a veterinarian.
He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed.
He asks the veterinarian:
Is my cat still alive?
Still not...
