If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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