A man brings his cat to a veterinarian. He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed. He asks the veterinarian: Is my cat still alive? Still not...
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How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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