Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.

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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.

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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.

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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.

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