Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
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