Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.

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A man brings his cat to a veterinarian. He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed. He asks the veterinarian: Is my cat still alive? Still not...

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and make sure that's your pa in there."

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