The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and make sure that's your pa in there."

 1974

1  

How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'

 688

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

 824

0  

Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!

 497

0  

In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

 832

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