Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk

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How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.

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The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and make sure that's your pa in there."

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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

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