An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."

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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.

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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.

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