An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."

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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."

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Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!

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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.

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