In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"

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A man brings his cat to a veterinarian. He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed. He asks the veterinarian: Is my cat still alive? Still not...

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How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'

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