Bob saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient. "In over 20 years I haven't because I try to remain professional." With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest dick the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger than a AAA battery. The doctor burst into uncontrolable hysteria. "I'm sorry I really am, I don't know what came over me, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen" said Bob.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.

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Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

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What does a man consider a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.

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