Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.
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Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
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Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how... An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. As smart as bait. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Forgot to pay his brain bill. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. If he had another brain, it would be lonely. Missing a few buttons on his remote control. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Receiver is off the hook. Surfing in Nebrask ... read more
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Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature.
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