Did you hear about the man who got a vasectomy at Sears? Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up.

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Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.

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How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

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