Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using their own.
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Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
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Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. The others raise their ... read more
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Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat? A: Who knows it's never been done.
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