There were 11 people – ten men and one woman – hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn’t, the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using their own.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.