Q: Why are men so happy?
A: Because ignorance is bliss.
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What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?
It ends up in his mouth.
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Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
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Q: Why did God create Adam before he created eve?
A: Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
