Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked Bill.” Oh, don’t ask me! I’m coming from the cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law” replied Sid. ”I’m so sorry!” said Bill, “But why is your face scratched all over?”. ”It wasn’t so easy!” said Sid, “She put on a hell of a fight!”
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What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
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Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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Q. Why did the man cross the road? A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
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Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the s**t out of you.
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