Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using their own.

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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

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How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.

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Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.

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Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.

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