How many men would it take to mop a floor? No one knows; they've never done it.

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A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite?" The man replies, "No my dog doesn't." The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.

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Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.

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There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away!

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Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.

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