A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'

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How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

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What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? I don't know, I've never seen either one.

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What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."

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