How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
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Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
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Being a man definitely has its perks... 1. Your backside is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from having an elicit affair. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8. You don't give a hoot if no one notices your new haircut. 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10. Same work .. more pay. 11. Wrinkles-add character. 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13. Weddi ... read more
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Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
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