Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! ... read more

What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.

Did you hear about the man who got a vasectomy at Sears? Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up.

Men are like buses. They have spare tires and smell funny.