Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
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How are men like noodles?
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, if there is anybody here who is feeling, worried, nervous or apprehensive it is probably because you just married John.
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"Lisa, why are you so angry with me?"
"Because I'm Christine."
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Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
