How can you tell if a man is aroused?
He's breathing.
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I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
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A boyfriend asks his girlfriend:
"What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?"
"Well, I don't know" she answers shyly.
"OK, that I give you another year to think about it…"
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
