How are men like noodles? They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.

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A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste... All of a sudden the salesman asks her: "You're single, aren't you?" A bit surprised woman smiles and answers: "That's right, but how did you guessed that?" "Because you're so ugly."

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What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."

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Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

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