What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.

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What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.

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Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

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Man: Great idea, bad design.

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