What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
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Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.
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Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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