Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One...men will screw anything.
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What does a man call true love?
An erection.
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Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
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Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
