Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.

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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

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Men are like guns. Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

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What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."

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