Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're speaking to it."
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Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?" "Yeah," says the other cowboy.  "Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."  Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon." "Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what colour they are, who is ... read more
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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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