A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?” “What dear?” She asked gently. “I think you bring me bad luck.”
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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.
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How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
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