Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
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How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
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What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
