How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.

Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.

Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does." Joanne giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft." Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?" Kathy frowned and said, "The postman." Looking puzzeled Joanne asked, "Why the postman?" "Because… he always delivers late and half the time it’s in the wrong box."