Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.

Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes." Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bubba says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?" "Yeah." "The ... read more

How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.

Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.

Men are like Bluetooth. When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.