Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
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Men are like.....Lawn Mowers. If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
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How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.
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Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes." Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bubba says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?" "Yeah." "The ... read more
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