Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
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What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders? A scrotum pole!
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A man bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, "How much should I pay to turn right?" The Policeman was astonished and asked, "Why are you asking like this?" Then man showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road: "Free Left Turn"
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