A true gentleman holds the door for his woman... then smacks her ass as she walks by.
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According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes.
And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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How do you know if a man is lying?
His lips are moving!
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What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
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Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
