Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.

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What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.

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Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.

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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.

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One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop. J(ohnny):I want a pistol S(alesman):Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols) J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this, S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose? J: For shooting cans. S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one. J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one. S: And what cans will you shoot at? J: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...

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