How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
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What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
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Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.
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A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: "I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu ... " The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece: "When Tim and I t ... read more
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Bigamy is having one husband too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
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