Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

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What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."

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Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"

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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."

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