Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river.
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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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There once was a fellow from Kent Who had such a long instrument. To stay out of trouble He folded it double. And instead of coming he went.
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How is a man like a snowstorm? You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
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