Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!" A second man walks into the same bar. You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.
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What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas. The vet says: "I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down." The man is incredulous and asks why. The vet says: "Because he's far too heavy."
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