Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.

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Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.

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A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste... All of a sudden the salesman asks her: "You're single, aren't you?" A bit surprised woman smiles and answers: "That's right, but how did you guessed that?" "Because you're so ugly."

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Men are like buses. They have spare tires and smell funny.

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What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days

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