What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.

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Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.

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Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.

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Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes.

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