Susan was having a tough day and after returning home she started complaining. She said to her husband, "Nobody loves me….nobody cares for me..the whole world hates me!" Her husband, watching TV said casually: "That’s not true dear. You are not that famous that whole world hates you. Some people don’t even know you."

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Bigamy is having one husband too many. Some say monogamy is the same.

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How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

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Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.

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A man walked into the doctor's office and said: "Doc, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from his stomach replies: "No you haven't."

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