Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.

How do you know if your man is dead? The sex is the same, but there's less ironing.

Alex an Aussie builder was going through a house he had just built for the woman who owned it. She was telling him what colour to paint each room. They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue." The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"  When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red. The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"  When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be tan. The builder went to the front door and yelled "GRE ... read more

Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.

Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!