"Lisa, why are you so angry with me?" "Because I'm Christine."
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Bob saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient. "In over 20 years I haven't because I try to remain professional." With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest dick the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger than a AAA battery. The doctor burst into uncontrolable hysteria. "I'm sorry I really am, I don't know what came over me, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen" said Bob.
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Q. Why did the man cross the road? A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
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What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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