God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
334
0
Q: Why did God create Adam before he created eve?
A: Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
194
0
One day Dan asks Bob, "So Bob what did you get for Christmas?"
Then Bob says to Dan, "Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?"
Dan says, "OOOOH WOW!
Bob says, "Ya, I got the same exact color tie!"
176
0
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
193
0
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
