Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.

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How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."

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Q: What would men do if they had breasts? A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.

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What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.

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