Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Men are like Bluetooth. When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.

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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.

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What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man.

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