How is a man like a snowstorm? You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

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Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.

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2 cannibals having dinner. 1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew." 2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."

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How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river.

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Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are

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