The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
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A true gentleman holds the door for his woman... then smacks her ass as she walks by.
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Why does a man like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
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Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
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A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
