Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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Women prefer the simple things in life… like men.
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In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested.
After that, He creaed man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
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What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.
