Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.

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Two men walked into a restaurant, the first one asks for tea. The second also asks for tea. "And make sure the glass is clean," he tells the waiter. When the waiter returns with the two glasses of tea he asks, "Which one of you asked for the clean glass?"

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What do you call a woman that works like a man?? Lazy.

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Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".

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How many men would it take to mop a floor? No one knows; they've never done it.

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