(A) You are not Tom Cruise, (B) The guns may stop working at the last moment, (C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you, (D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf (E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"

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Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.

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How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.

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How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

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