What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.

Men are like Bluetooth. When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.

Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." The women start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men here have it short and thin." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the n ... read more