What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.
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Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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After an accident... 1st Driver : I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first. 2nd Driver : I also started the wipers and said NO NO...
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