Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the s**t out of you.

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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

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Q: What is height of Stupidity? A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

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What do you call a woman that works like a man?? Lazy.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

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