Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.

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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.

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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

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What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.

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