Teacher: Ramu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Ramu: No, teacher, it's the same dog! 483 0
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do. 305 0
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time. 334 0
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. 4641 2
Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog. 3107 1