Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.

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Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.

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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.

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Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.

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