Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can. Q: So why do they stick their noses in women's crotches? A: Same reason.

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Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.

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Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a party the previous night. The first guy says, "Man, I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks." The second guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I woke up this morning on my front porch." The third guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I took a prostitute home to my wife." The first guy exclaims, "You guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"

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How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.

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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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