Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
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Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street?
Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't move. "Yes, your dog is dead," says the doctor.
"How much do I owe you?" the lady asks.
"$345," says the doctor.
"$345!!?" the lady asks.
"Yes. $45 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."
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A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat.
He says to the barman, "Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please".
The barman says, "Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus!"
The dog replies, "Why? Do they need electricians?"
