Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A: Wet noses.

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I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.

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A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. The man asks, "Where's the burger?" The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit. "I was keeping it warm," she replies. The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."

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Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"

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Question: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? Answer: The dog, because he’ll shut up after you let him in.

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