What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.

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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

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