Teacher: Ramu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Ramu: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.

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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.

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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.

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