Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny?
A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat.
He says to the barman, "Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please".
The barman says, "Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus!"
The dog replies, "Why? Do they need electricians?"
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My dear old dad always said he had two big disappointments in life: the dog ran away and I didn't.
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Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you...
This is life of a dog.
