Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.

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Little Johnny's teacher said, "Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister's." Did you copy hers?, she asked. Johnny replied, "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"

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Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

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A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. "Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"

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