I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do. 298 0
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can. Q: So why do they stick their noses in women's crotches? A: Same reason. 273 0
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train. 355 0
