My dear old dad always said he had two big disappointments in life: the dog ran away and I didn't.
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Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex. The boy is shocked by what he sees and asks his father "Daddy, what are they doing?" The father, not wanting to lie to his son, says "they're just making a puppy." "OK" says the son, and the father is relieved that he doesn't probe further. The next day, the son bursts into his parents' room and sees them having sex. The father jumps up and quickly covers himself. Knowing he's in for an interesting talk, walks downstairs with him and they sit at the dining room table. His son asks ... read more
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Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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