What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex. The boy is shocked by what he sees and asks his father "Daddy, what are they doing?" The father, not wanting to lie to his son, says "they're just making a puppy." "OK" says the son, and the father is relieved that he doesn't probe further. The next day, the son bursts into his parents' room and sees them having sex. The father jumps up and quickly covers himself. Knowing he's in for an interesting talk, walks downstairs with him and they sit at the dining room table. His son asks ... read more
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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