A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"

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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths

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Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.

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Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.

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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.

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