How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!" But the man protested and replied: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

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A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"

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