What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.

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Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A: Wet noses.

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