Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.
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Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking. Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd. Approaching the owner and he asks him: "What happened here, man?" "Pff, my mother-in-law died," he said. "Hush how sad eh… And, if allowed, how?" "My dog bit her…" "You don't tell me! Could you lend him to me just for tonight?" "Get in line!"
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can. Q: So why do they stick their noses in women's crotches? A: Same reason.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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