Pet Owner: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner." Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."

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Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs? A:Right where you left him.

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"Does your dog bite?" "No." (Tries to touch dog. Dog bites him) "Argh! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" "That is not my dog."

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Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.

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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.

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