Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"

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Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: "a fruit roll up."

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Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!

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The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.

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Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out.

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