Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"

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Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!

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Do you know how to play gay poker? Queens are wild and straights don’t count.

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What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.

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Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.

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