Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.

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Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes.

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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.

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A nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver. She says "I'm going to die soon but I want to have sex before I die. Problem is I must remain a virgin so it has to be to ass. I can't commit adultery, so the man must be single.Can you fulfill my wish?" "Yes" says the bus driver and fulfills her wish. Feeling guilty he says "I'm sorry I lied, I'm married with 3 kids." "Thats ok" replied the nun "I lied too." "My name is Kevin and Im going to a fancy dress party."

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Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?

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