Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.

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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.

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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call

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A nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver. She says "I'm going to die soon but I want to have sex before I die. Problem is I must remain a virgin so it has to be to ass. I can't commit adultery, so the man must be single.Can you fulfill my wish?" "Yes" says the bus driver and fulfills her wish. Feeling guilty he says "I'm sorry I lied, I'm married with 3 kids." "Thats ok" replied the nun "I lied too." "My name is Kevin and Im going to a fancy dress party."

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.

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