Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.

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Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: "a fruit roll up."

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Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"

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Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.

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Q: Did you hear about the gay truckers? A: They exchanged loads.

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