Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.

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Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.

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What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch d**k? A pain in the ass!

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Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.

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A nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver. She says "I'm going to die soon but I want to have sex before I die. Problem is I must remain a virgin so it has to be to ass. I can't commit adultery, so the man must be single.Can you fulfill my wish?" "Yes" says the bus driver and fulfills her wish. Feeling guilty he says "I'm sorry I lied, I'm married with 3 kids." "Thats ok" replied the nun "I lied too." "My name is Kevin and Im going to a fancy dress party."

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