Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.

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Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.

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Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out.

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What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch d**k? A pain in the ass!

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