Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"

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Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"

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How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.

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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.

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Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom. Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"

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