What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
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One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her. When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you." She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything." The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job." She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions.You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic." Im ... read more
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Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.
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