Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.

Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.

Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.

Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "May I push in your stool?"

One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started rubbing suntan lotion on his little flea arms and his little flee legs. Just then, the second flea arrived just a shiverin' and a shakin'. The first flea asked, "What the hell happened to you?" To which the second flea replied "I just rode out here on a bikers mustache and I'm so very coldddd!" The first flea said, "Don't you know the special trick to gettin here, first you go to the airport, go straight to the mens cammode, wait for a young pil ... read more