What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.

Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job.

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and placed the same order for drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said "Darn! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..."

How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.