What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other. One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each. Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving him the only male bear in the world. Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, "I wish that Mr. Bear was g ... read more

What's the definition of a poofter? A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!