Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.

Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"

In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back." Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done th ... read more

Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"