Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.

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Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?

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Do you know how to play gay poker? Queens are wild and straights don’t count.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.

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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.

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