If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

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The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

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My boss doesn't believe money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.

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Don't stand around doing nothing. People will think you're the boss.

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Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. "I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team." "I blame the players," said the 
second fan. "If they made more of 
an effort, we'd score some points." "I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle, 
I'd be supporting a decent team."

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