Office executive "Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?" Boss "Certainly not!" Office executive "Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding."

 2046

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A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won’t leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, "You’re driving too fast!" His wife says, "Stay more to the left." After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, "Who’s driving this car – you or your mother?"

 907

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Toilets are like mothers-in-law: the farther away the better.

 846

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I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.

 1170

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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.

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