Someone going to work sees a crowd of people walking. Looking at the beginning of course, he sees a coffin behind a gentleman with a little dog followed by the crowd. Approaching the owner and he asks him: "What happened here, man?" "Pff, my mother-in-law died," he said. "Hush how sad eh… And, if allowed, how?" "My dog bit her…" "You don't tell me! Could you lend him to me just for tonight?" "Get in line!"

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Toilets are like mothers-in-law: the farther away the better.

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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.

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I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-in-law" you get the words "Woman Hitler".

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I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, "wow, how did you do that." I would tell you", answered the magician predictably, "but then I'd have to kill you." After a moments pause the same voice screamed out "can you tell my mother in law?"

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