What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
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A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"
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How do lesbians handle their liquor?
By the ears.
(Lick her)
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!