What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
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A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"
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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!
