Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.

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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)

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What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.

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Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.

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