What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.

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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.

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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)

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