Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
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Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
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