Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!
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Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman?
4 drinks.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
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Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?