Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.

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Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.

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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!

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