What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
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A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
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