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Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
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Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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