The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
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A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"
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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
