The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.

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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.

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