Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!

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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.

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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)

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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.

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