What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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