How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)

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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.

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Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.

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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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