How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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