How do lesbians handle their liquor?
By the ears.
(Lick her)
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
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Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
