Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
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