Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them something to chew over.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
