Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

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Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes." "What should I use to wipe my ass?" "Use a dollar bill." A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."

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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.

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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"

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Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.

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