Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.  As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."  The old farmer Peter replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial lawyers in Canada and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take e ... read more
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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