A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

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Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes." "What should I use to wipe my ass?" "Use a dollar bill." A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."

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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!

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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

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