Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them something to chew over.
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Why do women love Hunters the best as lovers?
1. Hunters have the longest and most powerful rifles.
2. Hunters always....shoot twice.
3. Hunters love to...eat what they shoot!
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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The judge:
Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association?
The inculpated:
Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
