Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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What is a "successful hunting trip"?
When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
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The judge:
Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association?
The inculpated:
Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
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Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
