A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.

Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.

Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting. On landing, the pilot says, "Remember, this plane can only fly with two hunters, one pilot, and ONE bear." The hunters go out and return with two bears. So the pilot says, "I told you ONE bear!" But the hunters point out that the previous year, on payment of an extra 100 rubles, the pilot had let them put two bears on board. After long discussion centering on the impossibility of the thing and the disgraceful degree of inflation, the pilot takes 200 rubles and with much pushing and shoving the hunter ... read more

Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.