Q: Whats the generic form of Viagra?
A: Mycoxaflopin.
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Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops?
A: Apparently they make you look hard.
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"?
A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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A blonde has sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.
The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
"Just send an account for such advice" replied the lawyer.
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 account.
That afternoon he received a $100 account from the lawyer.
