Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
