On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed. "What's the matter? Are you sick?" "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."
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Relative: Son, what’s your age? Guy: 25 Relative: it’s an age of marriage, son. When will you marry? Guy: Very soon. And what’s your age, uncle? Relative: 70 Guy: it’s an age of death, uncle. When will you die?
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What is love? Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense And makes the person nonsense.
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Boy 1: Can a woman make you a millionaire? Boy 2: Yes! If you are a billionaire!!
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