I asked why Wall of China is the wonder of the world! Answer: It’s the only thing made in China that lasted years.

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If a paper comes very tough in exam, Just close your eyes for a moment, Take a deep breath and say loudly, “This is a very interesting subject; I want to study it again”.

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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano.

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Mom: Do you think I’m a bad mom Jimmy? Son: Mom, my name is Jack!

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Interviewer: Do you speak English? Applicant: Yes Interviewer: Name? Applicant: Gurmeet Ram and from India Interviewer: Sex? Applicant: Three to five times a week. Interviewer: No, no… I mean male or female? Applicant: Yes, male, female, sometimes Pig. Interviewer: Holy cow! Applicant: No Cow she is our mother and we drink her piss. Interviewer: But isn’t it hostile? Applicant: Horse style, doggy style, any style! Interviewer: Oh dear! Applicant: No, no! Deer runs too fast.

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