Today I saw two blind people fighting,
then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”,
they both ran away.
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A guy in a plane stood up & shouted: “HIJACK!”
All passengers got scared
From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back “HI JOHN”.
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My mom told me to
Turn down the volume of music on my computer
Or else
She would smash my head on the keyboard.
But I didn’t believejhyteqfgouy i77uufsrhg.
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The legal age for voting is 18 years and the legal age for marriage is 21 years.
Which means you need more experience to handle a girl than a country.
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Girl: OMG, You look so much better when you don’t wear your glasses
Boy: Well, You look better when I don’t wear my glasses too.
