A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I’ve been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.
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Today I saw two blind people fighting, then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”, they both ran away.
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A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?" B: "No, I'm sorry I don't." A: "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."
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Boy 1: Can a woman make you a millionaire? Boy 2: Yes! If you are a billionaire!!
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A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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