In every love story, a girl supports her brother, But a brother never supports his sister. Because sister knows what love is and brother knows what boys are.
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Salesgirl: Sir No smoking in the shop Man: But I purchased cigarette from your shop. Salesgirl: Sir we sell condoms too.
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A: "I was born in California." B: "Which part?" A: "All of me."
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Boy: Hey, you look so beautiful Girl: Aww. Thank you. I don’t know what to say. Boy: Just lie something, like I did.
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A guy in a plane stood up & shouted: “HIJACK!” All passengers got scared From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back “HI JOHN”.
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