Wife: Look at that drunk guy
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: 10 years ago he proposed me and I rejected him
Husband: Oh my God. He is still celebrating.
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0
A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
963
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What is love?
Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense
And makes the person nonsense.
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John: Bro I’ve invited 17 people to watch a movie, would you come?
Bro: ok John, but why so many people?
John: Because the DVD said “Only 18+ viewers.”
Bro: Wait, what?
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A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."
