If a barber makes a mistake, it’s a new style If a politician makes a mistake, it’s a new law If a scientist makes a mistake, it’s a new invention If a Taylor makes a mistake, it’s a new style If a teacher makes a mistake, it’s a new theory But, if a student makes a mistake, it’s a Mistake.

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Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night. Beautiful night is, When you hug your teddy bear and sleep. Horror night is, When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.

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A man was complaining to a railroad engineer. What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The railroad engineer replied. How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

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My mom told me to Turn down the volume of music on my computer Or else She would smash my head on the keyboard. But I didn’t believejhyteqfgouy i77uufsrhg.

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1) I woke up 2) I went to school 3) I saw her 4) I ran to her, and I hugged her 5) I kissed her Actually, the right order is 3, 4, 5, 1, 2

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