A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."
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Relative: Son, what’s your age?
Guy: 25
Relative: it’s an age of marriage, son. When will you marry?
Guy: Very soon. And what’s your age, uncle?
Relative: 70
Guy: it’s an age of death, uncle. When will you die?
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I asked why Wall of China is the wonder of the world!
Answer:
It’s the only thing made in China that lasted years.
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I don’t know why it hurts when we bite our tongue mistakenly.
But it didn’t hurt when we bite it intentionally.
And I still don’t understand why you are biting your tongue now.
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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
