John: Do you have a girlfriend Harry?
Harry: Yes John
John: Nice. Where is she from?
Harry: From a different nation
John: Oh really? Which nation?
Harry: From my imagiNATION.
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
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What is love?
Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense
And makes the person nonsense.
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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.