Boy: Hey, you look so beautiful
Girl: Aww. Thank you. I don’t know what to say.
Boy: Just lie something, like I did.
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In every love story, a girl supports her brother,
But a brother never supports his sister.
Because sister knows what love is and brother knows what boys are.
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Salesgirl: Sir No smoking in the shop
Man: But I purchased cigarette from your shop.
Salesgirl: Sir we sell condoms too.
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I asked why Wall of China is the wonder of the world!
Answer:
It’s the only thing made in China that lasted years.
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A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
