Boy: Hey, you look so beautiful
Girl: Aww. Thank you. I don’t know what to say.
Boy: Just lie something, like I did.
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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
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My Girlfriend broke up with me.
She thinks that I am childish.
So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
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A guy in a plane stood up & shouted: “HIJACK!”
All passengers got scared
From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back “HI JOHN”.
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They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups and couldn’t move a wall.
But when I took 4 bottles of beers,
I saw the wall moving itself.
These scientists should better stop their lies.
