John: Do you have a girlfriend Harry? Harry: Yes John John: Nice. Where is she from? Harry: From a different nation John: Oh really? Which nation? Harry: From my imagiNATION.
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
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What is love? Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense And makes the person nonsense.
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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano.
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