Boy: (calls 911) Hello, I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what’s your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
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A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."
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What is love?
Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense
And makes the person nonsense.
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Son: Give me money for gym
Mom: Will you become John Cena by going to the gym?
Son: Am I becoming Einstein by going to school?
