THE BIGGEST LIE Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” Said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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A man was complaining to a railroad engineer. What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The railroad engineer replied. How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

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In every love story, a girl supports her brother, But a brother never supports his sister. Because sister knows what love is and brother knows what boys are.

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A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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