Q: When is the only time a guy can multi-task? A: When he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time...

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Dad: Hey son, if you keep masturbating your going to go blind. Son: Dad im over here.

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A father tells his son to stop jacking off. "You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says. The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."

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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.

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