Dad: Hey son, if you keep masturbating your going to go blind. Son: Dad im over here.
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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While talking to girl: "Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate in the shower. Know what the other 20% do?" "No, what?" "Yea, I figured you were in the first group."
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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