Dad: Hey son, if you keep masturbating your going to go blind. Son: Dad im over here.

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What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.

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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.

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Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common? A: They are both meat substitutes.

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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.

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