While talking to girl: "Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate in the shower. Know what the other 20% do?" "No, what?" "Yea, I figured you were in the first group."

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Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: "What are you shaking about, it's me she's going to eat."

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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

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An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?" "Yes, ma'am." "And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "How do you turn them off?"

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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

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