Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris. 532 0
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. 696 0
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself! 616 1
Q: When is the only time a guy can multi-task? A: When he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time... 25324 3
