Dad: Hey son, if you keep masturbating your going to go blind. Son: Dad im over here.

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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.

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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

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Q: What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate? A: Liar.

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