My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're speaking to it."
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Always remember: There is not problem that 6 glasses of wine can't solve.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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