My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last.
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please."
"Did you bring a container for this? "
"You're speaking to it."
