Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
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A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of the clerics has a scratch on him. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There is nothing left, yet we are here, unhurt. This must be a sign from God!" Pointing to the sky, he continues, "God must have meant that we should meet and share our lives in peace and friendship for the rest of our days on earth." The ... read more
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Always remember: There is not problem that 6 glasses of wine can't solve.
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