Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is ap ... read more
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