A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're speaking to it."
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There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at t ... read more
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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