Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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A rabbi and a priest crash into each other at a four-way junction. They both get out of their cars and look at the wreck. They both thank God they are OK, and the priest says, ‘This must be a sign that God wanted us to meet.’ The rabbi says, ‘Yes, indeed, let’s drink.’ So the rabbi gets out some wine. They toast each other and the priest drinks his glass. But the rabbi doesn’t take a taste of his drink. Priest: ‘Why aren’t you drinking?’ Rabbi: ‘I’m waiting for the police.’
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Always remember: There is not problem that 6 glasses of wine can't solve.
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The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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