Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.

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A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're speaking to it."

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Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

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A drunk sitting at a bar observes a very snobby woman participating in a wine tasting contest. She was very good at identifying the wine. At the first taste she says: "Cabernet Sauvignon, 1998" and all the people were amazed. At the 2nd try she answers "Cabernet Sauvignon, 1953" and they were once again amazed. Then the drunk pisses in a glass and hands it to her. She tries it and says "Yak, this tastes like piss!" And the drunk says, "Yeah, but what year was I born?"

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The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.

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