The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
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Always remember: There is not problem that 6 glasses of wine can't solve.
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at t ... read more
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