A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this? " "You're speaking to it."
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at t ... read more
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Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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