It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. ” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
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Q. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license? A. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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