When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa... peacefully... sleeping... unlike the passengers in his car. 336 0
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside. 294 0
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. 78 0
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime. 241 0
