Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.

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Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance? A: Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?

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Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said "It's O.J. again. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations." "Donations!" I said, "How much you got so far?" He said "about ten gallons."

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Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?  A: Put either of 'em in a car and they're fucked.

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