Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.

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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.

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Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.

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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.

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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.

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