Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
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When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa... peacefully... sleeping... unlike the passengers in his car.
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A Pontiac takes examinations for the driver’s licence for the fourth year in a row.
The examiner asks him "So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; the one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?"
"Of course the old woman!"
The examinet frustrated "I told you last year! You hit the brakes!"
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
