Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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