Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!

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A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."

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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."

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When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa... peacefully... sleeping... unlike the passengers in his car.

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