Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"

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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!

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What’s the difference between two lawyers in a Porsche and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!

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