Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A. Because she blows the horn!
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A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought, "I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab." He popped into a phone booth near  the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.  He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, "What the heck, I'll give her a call." "Hello," the woman says. She sounded sexy.  "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait ... read more
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Chuck Norris can change the tire on a car while it's still moving.
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Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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