Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from Texas. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he starte ... read more
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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