When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa... peacefully... sleeping... unlike the passengers in his car.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!
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