Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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Two Yankee boys were driving through the South and was stopped by a State Trooper. The trooper walked up to the open driver’s window, reached in, and slapped the driver on the side of his head. "What did you do that for?" the driver asked. "I don’t know how yall do it up north but here in Alabama, you have your drivers license ready when I walk up to the car." The trooper took the license when it was offered, walked back to his unit and then returned the license to the driver. He then walked around to the passenger side of the car and tapped on the window. When the passenger rolled t ... read more
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"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm." "Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?" "I d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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