Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.

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Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

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Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.

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A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little girl stopped her mom. She said "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, sweetheart." her mother replied, "Why ever would you ask such a question?" "The headstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

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