Edward walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you, fella?", asks the cop. "Yesssh, ssshombody stol my car!" Edward replies. The cop asks, "Okay, where was your car the last time you saw it?". "It was at the end of this key", Edward replies. At this point the cop looks down to see that Edwards p*nis is hanging out of his trousers. The cop asks Edward , "Hey buddy, are you aware that you're exposing yourself? Edward looks down sadly and moans, "OHHH GOD...they got Julie too!"

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.

How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A. Because she blows the horn!