Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.

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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

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The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.

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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.

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