How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to see what the engine had. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. “There’s no way they can catch a BMW,” he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, then 100, and finally reality hit him and he knew he shouldn’t run from the police, so he slowed down and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and ... read more
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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