Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" "Why sure," said the manager, "We have something that works especially well for that." A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. "No, no! A little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.
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Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
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