Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!

What’s the difference between two lawyers in a Porsche and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously. "I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act.’ "Well, show me," the officer demanded. So he got out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer. Another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! ... read more