Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.

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Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week? A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!

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What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.

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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.

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The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

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