Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask St. Peter if they can still be married. "Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back." Six months pass and Peter returns. "Yes, we can do this for you." The couple asks, "Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out, is there a possibility that we can be divorced?" To which St. Peter answers, "It took me six months to find a priest up here how long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer?"

When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.

At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.

If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.