Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back.
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first.
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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
