A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"

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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.

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