Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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