Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe

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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.

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