A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? A: Never lick the spoon!
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