Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
