Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.
The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
