A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
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As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up:
Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
