Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe

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