A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
