Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
2040
5
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
2361
3
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
1365
0
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
1437
0
Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.
The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
