Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? A: Never lick the spoon!

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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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