Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.

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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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