Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
1580
0
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
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1
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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0
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
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0
Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.
The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
