Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? A: Never lick the spoon!

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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe

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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.

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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.

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