Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
1985
5
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
2312
3
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
508
0
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
872
0
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
