An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.

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