Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.

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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

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As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up: Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.

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