Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
1934
5
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
