Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
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1
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
1945
5
Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
1522
2
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
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0
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."