Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.
The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
