Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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