A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
