Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.

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