Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? A: Never lick the spoon!

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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