Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.

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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"

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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI

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