Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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