Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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