Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.

 2495

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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

 893

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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI

 668

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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.

 521

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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!

 2017

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