Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.

 2017

1  

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

 770

0  

Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.

 2419

1  

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

 965

0  

Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

 1350

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