Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
 1993
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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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