If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up: Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.

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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.

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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

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