Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..." 889 0
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. 824 0
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. 912 0
