Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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