Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
