Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
