If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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