If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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