Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. 786 0
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. 865 0
Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died. 865 0
