Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI

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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

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