Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI

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Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? A: Never lick the spoon!

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up: Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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