Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? A: Never lick the spoon!

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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"

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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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