Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? A: Never lick the spoon!

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