Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."

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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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