Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number! 2061 5
Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium. 2559 1
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. 847 0
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. 942 0
