Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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