Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2

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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

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As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up: Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.

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