The Speed At Which A Woman Says "N0THING" When Asked " WHAT'S WRONG...?" ...Is Inversely Proportional To The Severity 0f The Coming "S T 0 R M" ...
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The only person to whom women listens carefully is a photographer ....
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All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did...Q-which liquid turns solid on heating? Ans-DOSA.....RAjni Rocks...
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Tortoise n Rabbit gav SSC xam...Tortoise-80% and Rabbit-84%...Both wanted admission in good college...Cut off-85%...Rabbit didn't get but tortoise got! How? Remember he had won d race! Sports Quota!
