A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari. A policeman arrives. Man: (Cried) Officer! My brand new car! Police: You’re such a materialistic person. You even haven’t notice that your left arm has been cut off. Man: (He looks at his left arm and yells) OMG! My Rolex watch!

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Today was my first day entering a court. The judge shouted “Order, Order!!” I was so excited, So I shouted back “fried rice with chicken, five bottles of beer and a chilled glass of special ice mineral water.” I am now locked up in a dark room. I am sure they will bring my order soon.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

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Sardarji was asked, what is an adult joke? Reply came: any joke which is eighteen years old.

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