Next Time Someone Presses The Elevator Button You've Already Pressed...Act Totally Impressed & Tell Them : "They Did It Way Better Than You ... !!"
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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano.
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I don’t know why it hurts when we bite our tongue mistakenly. But it didn’t hurt when we bite it intentionally. And I still don’t understand why you are biting your tongue now.
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Think positive..Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake...It would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts...Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
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True love comes only 1 time with 1 person...If it comes for the second time, it is just a medicine to forget the first love...!!
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