On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?"
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."
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A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin...Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
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Rajnikanth is so fast that he can lock a drawer and actually throw the key inside before it locks!!!
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ALCOHOL? What is that..?? Sorry, that's not in my "Vodkabulary", may be I should go look it up on "whiskeypedia"..!! He he he!!!!
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My life has always taught me one great lesson, which should be kept in mind for entire lifetime! Maggi can never b made in 2 minutes...:-):-P
