Wisest thought of the century: "Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."
222
0
A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately drop the matter...
190
0
Teacher: What is half of 8? Rajnikant: 4...Santa: Agar horizontally aadha karo to '0', Aur vertically karo toh '3'...for 1st time in history Rajnikant lost and Santa Rocks...
216
0
Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam: Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr...Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track...
213
0
When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up...He is pushing the earth down.................:)
