SHOPPING Is Always More Fun When You're Spending Someone Else's Money Instead Of Your Own
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"The problem with Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries is that - A moment on your Lips, Forever on your Hips..!!"
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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
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Teacher: Can you see God?
Student: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Student: No
Teacher: Then there is no God
Student: Ma’am can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Okay! No comments!!
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True saying....Women never dress up to impress man, She dress up to irritate other women.
