Similarity B/W Love & FOOD: If U Cross The Limits, The Result Will Be Vomiting...

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Woman Is Completely Harmless And Doesnt Believe In Violence...Until Her Nailpolish Gets Dry...

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Height of Unemployment: Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company"BEGGARS WITH PLATE & FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!!"

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Son: Give me money for gym Mom: Will you become John Cena by going to the gym? Son: Am I becoming Einstein by going to school?

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Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up! *Nobody stands up* Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students over here! *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny you think you’re stupid? Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.

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