Coolest mom of the millenium: Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk? Mom: yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9 pm..!! :-P
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In India we have only postman and not postwoman...Because woman takes 9 months for delivery...
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The only person to whom women listens carefully is a photographer ....
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The next Generation poem: TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE BEER, HOW I WONDER WHAT A BAR, QUARTER RATES ARE UP SO HIGH, DRINK A PEG WITH CHICKEN FRY...
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The only person on this earth,who can ask women 2 stop her talks & in reply gives a smile 2 dat person.....Is a PHOTOGRAPHER!
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