Politicians and diapers have one thing in common...They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason...

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Tiger & tigress were resting under tree and suddenly a deer passed by very fast...TIGRESS cudn't make out & Asked- wht was that?? Tiger smiled & said- FAST FOOD...

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Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding…....while walking…

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Boy: hey babe can I show you something? Girl: sure babe Boy: can I show this in your room? Girl: OK Boy: can we close the window? Girl: sure Boy: can you close the door? Girl: okay (grasping) Boy: can you turn off the lights? Girl: sure (even grasping) Boy: grab my hand Girl: (grab his hand) what is it, babe? Boy: look at this, my watch can glow in the dark

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They say milk gives u strength! Drink 5 glasses of Milk n try moving a wall! You can't! But drink 5 shots of vodka and see the wall moves on its own.!

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