Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night. Beautiful night is, When you hug your teddy bear and sleep. Horror night is, When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.
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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours...Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes, A good doctor.
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Sardarji was asked, what is an adult joke? Reply came: any joke which is eighteen years old.
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If Money Ever Grew On Trees, Girl's Wouldn't Mind Dating With Monkeys...
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I don’t know why it hurts when we bite our tongue mistakenly. But it didn’t hurt when we bite it intentionally. And I still don’t understand why you are biting your tongue now.
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