Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

In India we have only postman and not postwoman...Because woman takes 9 months for delivery...

I visited my EX girlfriend and she gave me food. After a few second their dog came in and started to jump over and I said “this dog loves visitors” A child replied, “No! No! Uncle, the problem is that you are using its plate”.

In every love story, a girl supports her brother, But a brother never supports his sister. Because sister knows what love is and brother knows what boys are.

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl, he Went and Kissed her...Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"...