We face earthquakes only when...........Rajnikanth plays skipping.
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Relative: Son, what’s your age?
Guy: 25
Relative: it’s an age of marriage, son. When will you marry?
Guy: Very soon. And what’s your age, uncle?
Relative: 70
Guy: it’s an age of death, uncle. When will you die?
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A man was dying of cancer...His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS...He replied: "So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom"
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Teeth said 2 Tongue: "If i jst press u little hard, u wil get cut...Tongue replied: "If i misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u wil come out at once"...
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Tragedy of man’s life: Nice men are ugly, good looking men are not nice, good lookin nice men are married, good lookin nice unmarried men are gay...
