Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

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A Sign Was Put On Highway To Control The Traffic...."Drive Carefully Nude Park Ahead..!"...Traffic Automatically Slowed Down. . .

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Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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Modern paintings are like women, You will never enjoy if you try to understand them...

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I was in 10th; she was in 10th. I was in 12th; she was in 12th. I got BSc; she got BSc I was doing MSc; she got married. I was preparing for JRF; she’s the mother of 1 child. I got Ph.D.; she’s the mother of 2 children. I am doing Ph.D.; her daughter is in 1st standard I became doctorate; her daughter is in 10th I have joined job; her daughter has joined college And the greatest Irony! Today is my engagement And her daughter is my fiancée.

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