A guy in a plane stood up & shouted: “HIJACK!”
All passengers got scared
From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back “HI JOHN”.
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John: Do you have a girlfriend Harry?
Harry: Yes John
John: Nice. Where is she from?
Harry: From a different nation
John: Oh really? Which nation?
Harry: From my imagiNATION.
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1st friend: Bro can i use your phone to call my girlfriend? 2nd friend: Yeah sure, just hit redial
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Rajnikant got admission in medical profession...And gave viva exam...In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation...
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The most unfulfilled desire Of all science students is: A bomb should have Fallen instead of An apple on Newton!