My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day. He just kept whispering “yang qi guan” over and over and then died. I was very sad and Googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”.

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Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding…....while walking…

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Funny But True:)...Combined Study Is Meeting With Frndz...Where Al Aspectz Of World Wil B Discussed, Xcept Studies!!!

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Tragedy of man’s life: Nice men are ugly, good looking men are not nice, good lookin nice men are married, good lookin nice unmarried men are gay...

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James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny. "Morning, Danny. Er ... Danny, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none on the other. Did you know?" "Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see." "The Weather forecast?" "Yes, the weather forecast. the forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain."

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