Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd."

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I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, “I love my job, I’m my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.” Then I said, “Turn Left”.

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Women Are Programmed To Love Completely, And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.

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Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding…....while walking…

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I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me...Give me a Loan, & then Leave me Alone :p

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