Women Are Programmed To Love Completely, And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.

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Salesgirl: Sir No smoking in the shop Man: But I purchased cigarette from your shop. Salesgirl: Sir we sell condoms too.

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The only person to whom women listens carefully is a photographer ....

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Today was my first day entering a court. The judge shouted “Order, Order!!” I was so excited, So I shouted back “fried rice with chicken, five bottles of beer and a chilled glass of special ice mineral water.” I am now locked up in a dark room. I am sure they will bring my order soon.

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The Beauty Of Indian Traffic Is That: One Has To Look On Both Sides, While Crossing A ONE WAY ROAD......

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