Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!

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Today was my first day entering a court. The judge shouted “Order, Order!!” I was so excited, So I shouted back “fried rice with chicken, five bottles of beer and a chilled glass of special ice mineral water.” I am now locked up in a dark room. I am sure they will bring my order soon.

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Tortoise n Rabbit gav SSC xam...Tortoise-80% and Rabbit-84%...Both wanted admission in good college...Cut off-85%...Rabbit didn't get but tortoise got! How? Remember he had won d race! Sports Quota!

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Men r very Kind & Women r very mean! "PROOF" Most women dont like to help unknown men...But All men r ready 2 help unknown females.

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Boy: Hey, you look so beautiful Girl: Aww. Thank you. I don’t know what to say. Boy: Just lie something, like I did.

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