A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari. A policeman arrives. Man: (Cried) Officer! My brand new car! Police: You’re such a materialistic person. You even haven’t notice that your left arm has been cut off. Man: (He looks at his left arm and yells) OMG! My Rolex watch!

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A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten.. :-P

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Marriage is like a public toilet...Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..

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FEMALE'S CRITERIA FOR LIFE PARTNER...They Expect Their MEN To Look Like "Mr. UNIVERSE" And Work Like "RAMU KAKA"...

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The one & only things we should know in life is that most people don't look for truths of life, They only search for someone to agree with them...

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