On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed. "What's the matter? Are you sick?" "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."
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FEMALE'S CRITERIA FOR LIFE PARTNER...They Expect Their MEN To Look Like "Mr. UNIVERSE" And Work Like "RAMU KAKA"...
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I asked my heart: Y can't u sleep at night??? My heart said: cause u slept in afternoon ... don't act like u r in love...
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Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up! *Nobody stands up* Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students over here! *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny you think you’re stupid? Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.
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My life has always taught me one great lesson, which should be kept in mind for entire lifetime! Maggi can never b made in 2 minutes...:-):-P
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