A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten.. :-P

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8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?! 11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.

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Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you!!! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

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I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When I got home explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me, Because the car was from the electricity company, they were there to cut off the electricity. My dad beat the crap out of me again.

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YOGA Effect: A Boy Was Having d Habit 0f Smoking . . .His Parents Sent Him To Yoga Classes For Treatment...Now He Can Smoke With His Legs Also . . .

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