Doctor: I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.
Patient: What do you mean by 10? 10 what? Years? Months? Weeks?!
Doctor: Nine..
Patient: What?
Doctor: Eight..
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My Girlfriend broke up with me.
She thinks that I am childish.
So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
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Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!
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The one & only things we should know in life is that most people don't look for truths of life, They only search for someone to agree with them...
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The most unfulfilled desire Of all science students is: A bomb should have Fallen instead of An apple on Newton!
