Human brain is the most outstanding object in world...It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year...It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall...

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Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

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New Teacher: All students introduce your name and hobbies 1st boy: My name is Jack and my hobby is watching the moon. 2nd boy: My name is Dave and hobby is watching the moon. 3rd boy: My name is Patrick & my hobby is watching the moon. (All boys told their different names but the hobby was same) New Teacher: Good, all boys have the same hobby, Now its girl’s turn. 1st girl: Hi, my name is moon…

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Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up! *Nobody stands up* Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students over here! *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny you think you’re stupid? Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.

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Marriage is like a public toilet...Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..

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