Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you!!! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
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True saying....Women never dress up to impress man, She dress up to irritate other women.
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Tragedy of man’s life: Nice men are ugly, good looking men are not nice, good lookin nice men are married, good lookin nice unmarried men are gay...
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Salesgirl: Sir No smoking in the shop Man: But I purchased cigarette from your shop. Salesgirl: Sir we sell condoms too.
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A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I’ve been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.
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