A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of “Computer Hacking Investigator” The boss asked him: So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.

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THE BIGGEST LIE Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” Said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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If Money Ever Grew On Trees, Girl's Wouldn't Mind Dating With Monkeys...

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When U Feel Alone, When Nobody Is With You, When Nobody Is Near You, When U Miss Everybody, That Means, U Are In "TOILET". :-)

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1970s saying: Friends remember u during ur gud times n forget during bad times...2010 saying: Friends remember when 100 msgs r FREE n forget when msgs r CHARGED...

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