THE BIGGEST LIE Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” Said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up...He is pushing the earth down.................:)

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Which is the longest Toilet in the world? Answer: Indian railway track, because we can use it from kanyakumari to kashmir...Proud to be an Indian...

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Man was sent on Earth to "suffer", & Woman was sent to " ensure that it happens"

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Legal Voting Age Fr Boys- 18yrs...Legal Marryng Age Fr Boys- 21Yrs...What Is Proved?? "Its Tougher To Control A Wife, Than A Country" !!!

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