James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny. "Morning, Danny. Er ... Danny, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none on the other. Did you know?" "Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see." "The Weather forecast?" "Yes, the weather forecast. the forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain."

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Man1 sitting with dog...Man2:Your dog bites? Man1:No...Man 2 sits and the dog bites! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bite! Man1:That is not my dog.

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common...They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason...

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Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!

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