My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one...I told him everyone knows that YOU don’t hire stupid people... 221 0
Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here...Both Looked At Each Other And The Seat Remained Empty :P 231 0
Today I saw two blind people fighting, then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”, they both ran away. 429 0
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth... 221 0
Wife: Look at that drunk guy Husband: Who is he? Wife: 10 years ago he proposed me and I rejected him Husband: Oh my God. He is still celebrating. 1059 0