Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!
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My Girlfriend broke up with me.
She thinks that I am childish.
So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
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1st friend: Bro can i use your phone to call my girlfriend? 2nd friend: Yeah sure, just hit redial
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8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.
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Do you know how it feels to love someone who doesnt love you ? Its like waiting for a boat at the airport