Salesgirl: Sir No smoking in the shop
Man: But I purchased cigarette from your shop.
Salesgirl: Sir we sell condoms too.
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Boy 1: Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Boy 2: Yes! If you are a billionaire!!
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world...It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year...It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall...
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What would be the name of the ultimate reality show for babies....???.................."SO YOU THINK YOU CAN WALK"?
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Teeth said 2 Tongue: "If i jst press u little hard, u wil get cut...Tongue replied: "If i misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u wil come out at once"...