James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny. "Morning, Danny. Er ... Danny, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none on the other. Did you know?" "Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see." "The Weather forecast?" "Yes, the weather forecast. the forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain."

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Think positive..Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake...It would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts...Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!

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1st friend: Bro can i use your phone to call my girlfriend? 2nd friend: Yeah sure, just hit redial

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A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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What would be the name of the ultimate reality show for babies....???.................."SO YOU THINK YOU CAN WALK"?

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