Rajnikanth is so fast that he can lock a drawer and actually throw the key inside before it locks!!!
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Thought 4 d day......Never underestimate anyone.....Bcoz an ANT might be SMALL, But can bite ur BUM......Can u bite its BUM ???.....Mind it !!
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Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
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Wisest thought of the century: "Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."
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A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin...Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!