Teacher: What is half of 8? Rajnikant: 4...Santa: Agar horizontally aadha karo to '0', Aur vertically karo toh '3'...for 1st time in history Rajnikant lost and Santa Rocks...

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If a paper comes very tough in exam, Just close your eyes for a moment, Take a deep breath and say loudly, “This is a very interesting subject; I want to study it again”.

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THE BIGGEST LIE Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” Said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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A guy in a plane stood up & shouted: “HIJACK!” All passengers got scared From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back “HI JOHN”.

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