On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?"
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."
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FEMALE'S CRITERIA FOR LIFE PARTNER...They Expect Their MEN To Look Like "Mr. UNIVERSE" And Work Like "RAMU KAKA"...
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I asked my heart: Y can't u sleep at night??? My heart said: cause u slept in afternoon ... don't act like u r in love...
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Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?
Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.
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My life has always taught me one great lesson, which should be kept in mind for entire lifetime! Maggi can never b made in 2 minutes...:-):-P
