Tiger & tigress were resting under tree and suddenly a deer passed by very fast...TIGRESS cudn't make out & Asked- wht was that?? Tiger smiled & said- FAST FOOD...

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd."

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Two devils came in 2 my dreams...They said, "We want 2 disturb some good person."...I suggest them your name...They said, "We cannot disturb our boss."

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On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed. "What's the matter? Are you sick?" "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."

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Q - What's The Definition Of Women? Ans - Someone Who Talks For Hours While Standing At The Door But Won't Sit Because Of Lack Of Time !! :-)

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