Q - What's The Definition Of Women? Ans - Someone Who Talks For Hours While Standing At The Door But Won't Sit Because Of Lack Of Time !! :-)
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My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one...I told him everyone knows that YOU don’t hire stupid people...
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The only person on this earth,who can ask women 2 stop her talks & in reply gives a smile 2 dat person.....Is a PHOTOGRAPHER!
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I don’t know why it hurts when we bite our tongue mistakenly. But it didn’t hurt when we bite it intentionally. And I still don’t understand why you are biting your tongue now.
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Interviewer: Introduce yourself Boy: My father’s name is Laughing Boy: My mother’s name is Smiling Interviewer: Are you kidding? Boy: No, he’s my cousin and I’m Joking.
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