Don't Break anyone's heart...They have only one of it...Break their bones...They have 206 of them...
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Always remember, money is not everything in life, but make sure you earn sufficiently before thinking such nonsense...
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Wisest thought of the century: "Men wouldn't be going to hell for lying if women didnt ask so many questions..."
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Marriage is like a public toilet...Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..
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