Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with two Rupees and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, ghee, face powder etc.
Grandson: nowadays it is difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
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The Speed At Which A Woman Says "N0THING" When Asked " WHAT'S WRONG...?" ...Is Inversely Proportional To The Severity 0f The Coming "S T 0 R M" ...
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YOGA Effect: A Boy Was Having d Habit 0f Smoking . . .His Parents Sent Him To Yoga Classes For Treatment...Now He Can Smoke With His Legs Also . . .
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I asked why Wall of China is the wonder of the world!
Answer:
It’s the only thing made in China that lasted years.
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A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
