Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings...Dont Think That You Are In Love......................It Means That You Need To Improve Your Vocabulary...
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Difference between rain in INDIA and DUBAI: In Dubai after rain,water disappears in 5 mins...In india after rain, the road disappears in 5 mins...!
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8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.
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1) I woke up
2) I went to school
3) I saw her
4) I ran to her, and I hugged her
5) I kissed her
Actually, the right order is 3, 4, 5, 1, 2
