A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of “Computer Hacking Investigator” The boss asked him: So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.

Tiger & tigress were resting under tree and suddenly a deer passed by very fast...TIGRESS cudn't make out & Asked- wht was that?? Tiger smiled & said- FAST FOOD...

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

Marriage is like a public toilet...Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..

Man was sent on Earth to "suffer", & Woman was sent to " ensure that it happens"