John: Do you have a girlfriend Harry? Harry: Yes John John: Nice. Where is she from? Harry: From a different nation John: Oh really? Which nation? Harry: From my imagiNATION.
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Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!
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Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with two Rupees and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, ghee, face powder etc. Grandson: nowadays it is difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
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Legal Voting Age Fr Boys- 18yrs...Legal Marryng Age Fr Boys- 21Yrs...What Is Proved?? "Its Tougher To Control A Wife, Than A Country" !!!
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My life has always taught me one great lesson, which should be kept in mind for entire lifetime! Maggi can never b made in 2 minutes...:-):-P
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