Rajanikanth is remaking TITANIC with some changes...In the climax HE doesn't die but SWIMS across the Ocean...with Heroine in one hand and TITANIC on the other...!
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The most unfulfilled desire Of all science students is: A bomb should have Fallen instead of An apple on Newton!
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A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
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Love starts from eyes, grows with gifts, ends with tears...but todays love starts from mobile, grows with balance, ends with number changing...
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A boy goes to see a dance...His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!