My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one...I told him everyone knows that YOU don’t hire stupid people...

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God made man and then rested...God made women and then no one rested...

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Brain is the Most outstanding organ of the human body, it works for 24 hours 365 days right from your birth until you fall in love...

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Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the takeoff, one announcement came “This plane is made by your students” Then all professors stood up, ran and went outside. But the principal was sitting. One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”? Then the principal replied “I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won’t even start”.

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3 Hard Facts: U can control ur breath but not death...U can control ur life but not wife & u can control ur emotions but not loose motions...

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