Teeth said 2 Tongue: "If i jst press u little hard, u wil get cut...Tongue replied: "If i misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u wil come out at once"...
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8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?! 11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.
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A boy goes to see a dance...His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!
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Today I saw two blind people fighting, then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”, they both ran away.
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