On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?"
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."
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I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me...Give me a Loan, & then Leave me Alone :p
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Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!
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A man was dying of cancer...His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS...He replied: "So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom"
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Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…
