Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

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Boy 1: Can a woman make you a millionaire? Boy 2: Yes! If you are a billionaire!!

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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano.

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Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.

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C H I L D H O O D Is Like Being D R U N K . . .Everyone Remembers What You Did, Except You ..

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