I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When I got home explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me, Because the car was from the electricity company, they were there to cut off the electricity. My dad beat the crap out of me again.

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What is old age ?? Ans: When u start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than for romantic reasons !!!

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Man was sent on Earth to "suffer", & Woman was sent to " ensure that it happens"

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John: Do you have a girlfriend Harry? Harry: Yes John John: Nice. Where is she from? Harry: From a different nation John: Oh really? Which nation? Harry: From my imagiNATION.

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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours...Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes, A good doctor.

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