Once rajnikant joined face book ................. on d next day he got a notification, that face book wants to be his friend........!!!!! 237 0
Son: Give me money for gym Mom: Will you become John Cena by going to the gym? Son: Am I becoming Einstein by going to school? 746 0
A guy in a plane stood up & shouted: “HIJACK!” All passengers got scared From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back “HI JOHN”. 432 0
They say milk gives u strength! Drink 5 glasses of Milk n try moving a wall! You can't! But drink 5 shots of vodka and see the wall moves on its own.! 200 0
I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me...Give me a Loan, & then Leave me Alone :p 191 0
