John: Do you have a girlfriend Harry?
Harry: Yes John
John: Nice. Where is she from?
Harry: From a different nation
John: Oh really? Which nation?
Harry: From my imagiNATION.
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Man was sent on Earth to "suffer", & Woman was sent to " ensure that it happens"
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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
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SHOPPING Is Always More Fun When You're Spending Someone Else's Money Instead Of Your Own
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They say milk gives u strength! Drink 5 glasses of Milk n try moving a wall! You can't! But drink 5 shots of vodka and see the wall moves on its own.!
