Do you know how it feels to love someone who doesnt love you ? Its like waiting for a boat at the airport
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I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, “I love my job, I’m my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.” Then I said, “Turn Left”.
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1970s saying: Friends remember u during ur gud times n forget during bad times...2010 saying: Friends remember when 100 msgs r FREE n forget when msgs r CHARGED...
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A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of “Computer Hacking Investigator” The boss asked him: So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth...
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