ALCOHOL? What is that..?? Sorry, that's not in my "Vodkabulary", may be I should go look it up on "whiskeypedia"..!! He he he!!!!
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A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately drop the matter...
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Tiger & tigress were resting under tree and suddenly a deer passed by very fast...TIGRESS cudn't make out & Asked- wht was that?? Tiger smiled & said- FAST FOOD...
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Teeth said 2 Tongue: "If i jst press u little hard, u wil get cut...Tongue replied: "If i misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u wil come out at once"...
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Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!
