A man was complaining to a railroad engineer. What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The railroad engineer replied. How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
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Statistics show that 1% of women in the world, are on medication for mental illness.....So beware! 99% are running around without proper medication!!
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They say milk gives strength. I drank 4 cups and couldn’t move a wall. But when I took 4 bottles of beers, I saw the wall moving itself. These scientists should better stop their lies.
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SHOPPING Is Always More Fun When You're Spending Someone Else's Money Instead Of Your Own
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Man standing on the scale, holding his stomach in...Wife:I do not think that is going to help...Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
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