My Girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks that I am childish. So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
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Always remember, money is not everything in life, but make sure you earn sufficiently before thinking such nonsense...
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Read all the sentences in order This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is thirty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the third word in each sentence.
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I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me...Give me a Loan, & then Leave me Alone :p
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Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here...Both Looked At Each Other And The Seat Remained Empty :P
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