ALCOHOL? What is that..?? Sorry, that's not in my "Vodkabulary", may be I should go look it up on "whiskeypedia"..!! He he he!!!!
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Promises are like babies...Fun to make but hell to deliver...
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If a paper comes very tough in exam, Just close your eyes for a moment, Take a deep breath and say loudly, “This is a very interesting subject; I want to study it again”.
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A Sign Was Put On Highway To Control The Traffic...."Drive Carefully Nude Park Ahead..!"...Traffic Automatically Slowed Down. . .
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I asked why Wall of China is the wonder of the world! Answer: It’s the only thing made in China that lasted years.
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