A man was dying of cancer...His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS...He replied: "So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom"
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Girl: OMG, You look so much better when you don’t wear your glasses
Boy: Well, You look better when I don’t wear my glasses too.
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A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
B: "No, I'm sorry I don't."
A: "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."
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A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."
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A boy goes to see a dance...His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!
