Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd."

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THE BIGGEST LIE Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” Said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten.. :-P

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A Sign Was Put On Highway To Control The Traffic...."Drive Carefully Nude Park Ahead..!"...Traffic Automatically Slowed Down. . .

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2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car...Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing...Sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.

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