Statistics show that 1% of women in the world, are on medication for mental illness.....So beware! 99% are running around without proper medication!!

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Q - What's The Definition Of Women? Ans - Someone Who Talks For Hours While Standing At The Door But Won't Sit Because Of Lack Of Time !! :-)

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Whats the similarity between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?......Both are very 'CONSCIOUS' about "FIGURES".....!!! :p :D

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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

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Man1 sitting with dog...Man2:Your dog bites? Man1:No...Man 2 sits and the dog bites! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bite! Man1:That is not my dog.

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