Doc 2 Patient : The cheque which u gave me has returned back...Patient 2 Doc : The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.

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Men r very Kind & Women r very mean! "PROOF" Most women dont like to help unknown men...But All men r ready 2 help unknown females.

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Man1 sitting with dog...Man2:Your dog bites? Man1:No...Man 2 sits and the dog bites! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bite! Man1:That is not my dog.

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Ever noticed ur parents spend the first 18 months trying to make u stand up and talk...and The next 18 years trying to make u sit down n listen...

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Think positive..Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake...It would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts...Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!

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