Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here...Both Looked At Each Other And The Seat Remained Empty :P

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I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When I got home explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me, Because the car was from the electricity company, they were there to cut off the electricity. My dad beat the crap out of me again.

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Which is the longest Toilet in the world? Answer: Indian railway track, because we can use it from kanyakumari to kashmir...Proud to be an Indian...

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ALCOHOL? What is that..?? Sorry, that's not in my "Vodkabulary", may be I should go look it up on "whiskeypedia"..!! He he he!!!!

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James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny. "Morning, Danny. Er ... Danny, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none on the other. Did you know?" "Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see." "The Weather forecast?" "Yes, the weather forecast. the forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain."

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