A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain...
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They say milk gives u strength! Drink 5 glasses of Milk n try moving a wall! You can't! But drink 5 shots of vodka and see the wall moves on its own.!
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In every love story, a girl supports her brother,
But a brother never supports his sister.
Because sister knows what love is and brother knows what boys are.
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Love starts from eyes, grows with gifts, ends with tears...but todays love starts from mobile, grows with balance, ends with number changing...
