I asked why Wall of China is the wonder of the world! Answer: It’s the only thing made in China that lasted years.
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When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings...Dont Think That You Are In Love......................It Means That You Need To Improve Your Vocabulary...
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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
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I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me...Give me a Loan, & then Leave me Alone :p
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If a barber makes a mistake, it’s a new style If a politician makes a mistake, it’s a new law If a scientist makes a mistake, it’s a new invention If a Taylor makes a mistake, it’s a new style If a teacher makes a mistake, it’s a new theory But, if a student makes a mistake, it’s a Mistake.
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