Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you!!! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off. 391 0
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. 241 0
THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WAS BORN 100 YEARS AGO??....THE BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR THEIR INDEPENDENCE... 203 0
A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?" B: "No, I'm sorry I don't." A: "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left." 784 0
Whats the similarity between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?......Both are very 'CONSCIOUS' about "FIGURES".....!!! :p :D 171 0