Which is the longest Toilet in the world? Answer: Indian railway track, because we can use it from kanyakumari to kashmir...Proud to be an Indian...
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When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up...He is pushing the earth down.................:)
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Boy: Hey, you look so beautiful Girl: Aww. Thank you. I don’t know what to say. Boy: Just lie something, like I did.
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My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one...I told him everyone knows that YOU don’t hire stupid people...
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A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari. A policeman arrives. Man: (Cried) Officer! My brand new car! Police: You’re such a materialistic person. You even haven’t notice that your left arm has been cut off. Man: (He looks at his left arm and yells) OMG! My Rolex watch!
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