Man1 sitting with dog...Man2:Your dog bites? Man1:No...Man 2 sits and the dog bites! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bite! Man1:That is not my dog.

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We face earthquakes only when...........Rajnikanth plays skipping.

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I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When I got home explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me, Because the car was from the electricity company, they were there to cut off the electricity. My dad beat the crap out of me again.

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Mom: Do you think I’m a bad mom Jimmy? Son: Mom, my name is Jack!

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Once rajnikant joined face book ................. on d next day he got a notification, that face book wants to be his friend........!!!!!

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