Relative: Son, what’s your age?
Guy: 25
Relative: it’s an age of marriage, son. When will you marry?
Guy: Very soon. And what’s your age, uncle?
Relative: 70
Guy: it’s an age of death, uncle. When will you die?
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Teacher: Can you see God?
Student: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Student: No
Teacher: Then there is no God
Student: Ma’am can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Okay! No comments!!
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Tiger & tigress were resting under tree and suddenly a deer passed by very fast...TIGRESS cudn't make out & Asked- wht was that?? Tiger smiled & said- FAST FOOD...
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Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam: Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr...Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track...
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A Tata's twenty-two wheeler huge truck once met an accident against RAJNIKANT.....Since then...its called TATA NANO...
