Rajnikanth is so fast that he can lock a drawer and actually throw the key inside before it locks!!!
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Doctor: I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.
Patient: What do you mean by 10? 10 what? Years? Months? Weeks?!
Doctor: Nine..
Patient: What?
Doctor: Eight..
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Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
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Don't Break anyone's heart...They have only one of it...Break their bones...They have 206 of them...
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
