If a paper comes very tough in exam,
Just close your eyes for a moment,
Take a deep breath and say loudly,
“This is a very interesting subject; I want to study it again”.
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Doctor: I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.
Patient: What do you mean by 10? 10 what? Years? Months? Weeks?!
Doctor: Nine..
Patient: What?
Doctor: Eight..
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Always remember, money is not everything in life, but make sure you earn sufficiently before thinking such nonsense...
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Next Time Someone Presses The Elevator Button You've Already Pressed...Act Totally Impressed & Tell Them : "They Did It Way Better Than You ... !!"
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A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari.
A policeman arrives.
Man: (Cried) Officer! My brand new car!
Police: You’re such a materialistic person. You even haven’t notice that your left arm has been cut off.
Man: (He looks at his left arm and yells) OMG! My Rolex watch!
