My Girlfriend broke up with me.
She thinks that I am childish.
So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
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Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question!!!
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Today I saw two blind people fighting,
then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”,
they both ran away.
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I was in 10th; she was in 10th.
I was in 12th; she was in 12th.
I got BSc; she got BSc
I was doing MSc; she got married.
I was preparing for JRF; she’s the mother of 1 child.
I got Ph.D.; she’s the mother of 2 children.
I am doing Ph.D.; her daughter is in 1st standard
I became doctorate; her daughter is in 10th
I have joined job; her daughter has joined college
And the greatest Irony!
Today is my engagement
And her daughter is my fiancée.
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams...They said, "We want 2 disturb some good person."...I suggest them your name...They said, "We cannot disturb our boss."
