Boy: Hey, you look so beautiful
Girl: Aww. Thank you. I don’t know what to say.
Boy: Just lie something, like I did.
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Next Time Someone Presses The Elevator Button You've Already Pressed...Act Totally Impressed & Tell Them : "They Did It Way Better Than You ... !!"
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Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.
Beautiful night is,
When you hug your teddy bear and sleep.
Horror night is,
When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.
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What is old age ?? Ans: When u start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than for romantic reasons !!!
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Rajanikanth is remaking TITANIC with some changes...In the climax HE doesn't die but SWIMS across the Ocean...with Heroine in one hand and TITANIC on the other...!
