A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of “Computer Hacking Investigator” The boss asked him: So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.
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A man was dying of cancer...His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS...He replied: "So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom"
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Teacher: What is half of 8? Rajnikant: 4...Santa: Agar horizontally aadha karo to '0', Aur vertically karo toh '3'...for 1st time in history Rajnikant lost and Santa Rocks...
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Do you know how it feels to love someone who doesnt love you ? Its like waiting for a boat at the airport
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Read all the sentences in order This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is thirty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the third word in each sentence.
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