Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!
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They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups and couldn’t move a wall.
But when I took 4 bottles of beers,
I saw the wall moving itself.
These scientists should better stop their lies.
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A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs.
Blew my mind.
I’ve been his customer for years.
I had no idea he was a barber.
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth...
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I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me...Give me a Loan, & then Leave me Alone :p
