I visited my EX girlfriend and she gave me food.
After a few second their dog came in and started to jump over and I said “this dog loves visitors”
A child replied, “No! No! Uncle, the problem is that you are using its plate”.
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8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.
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When U Feel Alone, When Nobody Is With You, When Nobody Is Near You, When U Miss Everybody, That Means, U Are In "TOILET". :-)
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The only person to whom women listens carefully is a photographer ....
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ALCOHOL? What is that..?? Sorry, that's not in my "Vodkabulary", may be I should go look it up on "whiskeypedia"..!! He he he!!!!
