Teacher: Can you see God?
Student: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Student: No
Teacher: Then there is no God
Student: Ma’am can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: Okay! No comments!!
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Man standing on the scale, holding his stomach in...Wife:I do not think that is going to help...Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
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Best Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall ..."Treat Me Well And Keep Me Clean, I'll Not Tell Anyone, What I Have Seen.."
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When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up...He is pushing the earth down.................:)
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My Girlfriend broke up with me.
She thinks that I am childish.
So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
