A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari. A policeman arrives. Man: (Cried) Officer! My brand new car! Police: You’re such a materialistic person. You even haven’t notice that your left arm has been cut off. Man: (He looks at his left arm and yells) OMG! My Rolex watch!
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A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
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If a paper comes very tough in exam, Just close your eyes for a moment, Take a deep breath and say loudly, “This is a very interesting subject; I want to study it again”.
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YOGA Effect: A Boy Was Having d Habit 0f Smoking . . .His Parents Sent Him To Yoga Classes For Treatment...Now He Can Smoke With His Legs Also . . .
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A woman will always forgive & forget.. But she'll never let u forget that she had forgiven & forgotten.. :-P
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