Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.

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My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day. He just kept whispering “yang qi guan” over and over and then died. I was very sad and Googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”.

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Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…

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10,000 years ago Rajnikant's girlfrnd died...He CRIED a Lot & 2day Still 71% of d earth's surface s covered with Water..!!!

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Sardarji was asked, what is an adult joke? Reply came: any joke which is eighteen years old.

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