Whats the similarity between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?......Both are very 'CONSCIOUS' about "FIGURES".....!!! :p :D
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams...They said, "We want 2 disturb some good person."...I suggest them your name...They said, "We cannot disturb our boss."
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Boy: Hey, you look so beautiful Girl: Aww. Thank you. I don’t know what to say. Boy: Just lie something, like I did.
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If a paper comes very tough in exam, Just close your eyes for a moment, Take a deep breath and say loudly, “This is a very interesting subject; I want to study it again”.
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Rajnikant got admission in medical profession...And gave viva exam...In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation...
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