Wife: Look at that drunk guy
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: 10 years ago he proposed me and I rejected him
Husband: Oh my God. He is still celebrating.
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My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one...I told him everyone knows that YOU don’t hire stupid people...
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common...They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason...
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We face earthquakes only when...........Rajnikanth plays skipping.
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Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.
Beautiful night is,
When you hug your teddy bear and sleep.
Horror night is,
When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.
