Boy: hey babe can I show you something? Girl: sure babe Boy: can I show this in your room? Girl: OK Boy: can we close the window? Girl: sure Boy: can you close the door? Girl: okay (grasping) Boy: can you turn off the lights? Girl: sure (even grasping) Boy: grab my hand Girl: (grab his hand) what is it, babe? Boy: look at this, my watch can glow in the dark

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Always remember, money is not everything in life, but make sure you earn sufficiently before thinking such nonsense...

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Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography...Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world RECORDS”...

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Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

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Tiger & tigress were resting under tree and suddenly a deer passed by very fast...TIGRESS cudn't make out & Asked- wht was that?? Tiger smiled & said- FAST FOOD...

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