Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here...Both Looked At Each Other And The Seat Remained Empty :P
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My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day. He just kept whispering “yang qi guan” over and over and then died. I was very sad and Googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”.
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"The problem with Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries is that - A moment on your Lips, Forever on your Hips..!!"
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All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did...Q-which liquid turns solid on heating? Ans-DOSA.....RAjni Rocks...
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The Speed At Which A Woman Says "N0THING" When Asked " WHAT'S WRONG...?" ...Is Inversely Proportional To The Severity 0f The Coming "S T 0 R M" ...
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