Thought 4 d day......Never underestimate anyone.....Bcoz an ANT might be SMALL, But can bite ur BUM......Can u bite its BUM ???.....Mind it !!

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I visited my EX girlfriend and she gave me food. After a few second their dog came in and started to jump over and I said “this dog loves visitors” A child replied, “No! No! Uncle, the problem is that you are using its plate”.

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1st friend: Bro can i use your phone to call my girlfriend? 2nd friend: Yeah sure, just hit redial

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The only person on this earth,who can ask women 2 stop her talks & in reply gives a smile 2 dat person.....Is a PHOTOGRAPHER!

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If a barber makes a mistake, it’s a new style If a politician makes a mistake, it’s a new law If a scientist makes a mistake, it’s a new invention If a Taylor makes a mistake, it’s a new style If a teacher makes a mistake, it’s a new theory But, if a student makes a mistake, it’s a Mistake.

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