A man was dying of cancer...His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS...He replied: "So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom"
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3 Hard Facts: U can control ur breath but not death...U can control ur life but not wife & u can control ur emotions but not loose motions...
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The only person to whom women listens carefully is a photographer ....
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My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one...I told him everyone knows that YOU don’t hire stupid people...
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John: Do you have a girlfriend Harry?
Harry: Yes John
John: Nice. Where is she from?
Harry: From a different nation
John: Oh really? Which nation?
Harry: From my imagiNATION.
