FEMALE'S CRITERIA FOR LIFE PARTNER...They Expect Their MEN To Look Like "Mr. UNIVERSE" And Work Like "RAMU KAKA"...

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Think positive..Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake...It would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts...Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!

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I was in 10th; she was in 10th. I was in 12th; she was in 12th. I got BSc; she got BSc I was doing MSc; she got married. I was preparing for JRF; she’s the mother of 1 child. I got Ph.D.; she’s the mother of 2 children. I am doing Ph.D.; her daughter is in 1st standard I became doctorate; her daughter is in 10th I have joined job; her daughter has joined college And the greatest Irony! Today is my engagement And her daughter is my fiancée.

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In India we have only postman and not postwoman...Because woman takes 9 months for delivery...

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I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me...Give me a Loan, & then Leave me Alone :p

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