What is old age ?? Ans: When u start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than for romantic reasons !!!

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"The problem with Pizza, Pasta, Burger, French Fries is that - A moment on your Lips, Forever on your Hips..!!"

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Statistics show that 1% of women in the world, are on medication for mental illness.....So beware! 99% are running around without proper medication!!

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James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend Danny. "Morning, Danny. Er ... Danny, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none on the other. Did you know?" "Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see." "The Weather forecast?" "Yes, the weather forecast. the forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain."

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C H I L D H O O D Is Like Being D R U N K . . .Everyone Remembers What You Did, Except You ..

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