A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin...Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
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1st friend: Bro can i use your phone to call my girlfriend? 2nd friend: Yeah sure, just hit redial
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I was in a cab today and the cab driver said,
“I love my job, I’m my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.”
Then I said, “Turn Left”.
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2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car...Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing...Sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.
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I was in 10th; she was in 10th.
I was in 12th; she was in 12th.
I got BSc; she got BSc
I was doing MSc; she got married.
I was preparing for JRF; she’s the mother of 1 child.
I got Ph.D.; she’s the mother of 2 children.
I am doing Ph.D.; her daughter is in 1st standard
I became doctorate; her daughter is in 10th
I have joined job; her daughter has joined college
And the greatest Irony!
Today is my engagement
And her daughter is my fiancée.
