Woman Is Completely Harmless And Doesnt Believe In Violence...Until Her Nailpolish Gets Dry...
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The most unfulfilled desire Of all science students is: A bomb should have Fallen instead of An apple on Newton!
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Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams...They said, "We want 2 disturb some good person."...I suggest them your name...They said, "We cannot disturb our boss."
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
