The next Generation poem: TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE BEER, HOW I WONDER WHAT A BAR, QUARTER RATES ARE UP SO HIGH, DRINK A PEG WITH CHICKEN FRY...
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I visited my EX girlfriend and she gave me food.
After a few second their dog came in and started to jump over and I said “this dog loves visitors”
A child replied, “No! No! Uncle, the problem is that you are using its plate”.
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Marriage is like a public toilet...Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out..
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Whats the similarity between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?......Both are very 'CONSCIOUS' about "FIGURES".....!!! :p :D
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Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
