A boy goes to see a dance...His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!
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Golden Words: "Love is the seventh sense which destroys all the six senses...And u become Non sense!"
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Tragedy of man’s life: Nice men are ugly, good looking men are not nice, good lookin nice men are married, good lookin nice unmarried men are gay...
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A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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John: Bro I’ve invited 17 people to watch a movie, would you come?
Bro: ok John, but why so many people?
John: Because the DVD said “Only 18+ viewers.”
Bro: Wait, what?
