Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me...Give me a Loan, & then Leave me Alone :p

Whats the similarity between a successful Chartered Accountant & Miss Universe?......Both are very 'CONSCIOUS' about "FIGURES".....!!! :p :D

John: Bro I’ve invited 17 people to watch a movie, would you come? Bro: ok John, but why so many people? John: Because the DVD said “Only 18+ viewers.” Bro: Wait, what?

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."