How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.

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