How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.

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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.

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