What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.

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