What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.

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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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