What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!

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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.

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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

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