What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.

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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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