What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies?
A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He has to eat his way out.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He goes back for more.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
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What has more brains than a dead baby?
The wall behind it.