How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.

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