What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.

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