How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass. 3032 0
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it. 1453 0
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby. 1484 0
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun. 1468 0
