Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!

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