What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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