What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.

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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.

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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.

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