How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.

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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.

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