Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...

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Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana

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Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!

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You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.

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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high

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