Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

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You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.

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Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...

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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.

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