Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana

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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.

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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!

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