Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor?
A: Drug Abuse.
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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed?
A: Man, this music sucks.
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Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school?
A: Because they're all in high school
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
