Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana
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I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
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Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
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2 girls meet: "Me & my husband are no longer together..." "Why?" "Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?" "No, of course I couldn't!" "Well he couldn't either!"
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Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!
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