Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

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You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.

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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!

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Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school

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