2 girls meet: "Me & my husband are no longer together..." "Why?" "Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?" "No, of course I couldn't!" "Well he couldn't either!"
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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
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