There was three guys a sex addict a weed addict and a alcoholic they all went to hell for their sin and was standing in front of the devil. The devil made a deal with them saying I will lock you in a room with what ever you did for a 1000 years and if you get over any of your sins I will send you back to the land of the living, Earth. So the sex addict got locked in a room full of virgins, the alcohol addict got locked in a room full of beer, the weed addict locked in a room full of weed. 1000 years later the Devil goes to the sex addict he comes out saying "Aww my dick hurts I'm never h ... read more

Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana

Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school

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