Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

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Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!

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Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school

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