Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...

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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school

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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

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Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!

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