How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

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Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

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Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."

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I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.

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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.

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