Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
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2 girls meet:
"Me & my husband are no longer together..."
"Why?"
"Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?"
"No, of course I couldn't!"
"Well he couldn't either!"
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Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
