Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

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Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...

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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A: Drug Abuse.

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I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.

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