Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

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I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.

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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high

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Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana

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Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

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