I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.

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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A: Drug Abuse.

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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

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Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

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You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.

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