Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!

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Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school

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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.

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