Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
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Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...
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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
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Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!
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Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana
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