Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!

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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

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You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.

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I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.

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