Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens. 8218 3
I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake. 2786 1
Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour! 8269 2
Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school 1121 1
