I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.

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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.

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Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...

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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school

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Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

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