Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana

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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!

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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

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Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high

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