Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high

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Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

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I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.

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You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.

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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

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