Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

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Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...

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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!

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You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.

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