I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
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Q: What do you call money that grows on trees?
A: Marijuana
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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Q: How do you know when you are stoned?
A: When you are too phoned to stone home.
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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
