Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.
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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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Q: How did the sand get wet?
A: The sea weed!
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Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving?
A: The cop!
