Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

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Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

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Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana

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Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...

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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

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