Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad?
A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!
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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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2 girls meet:
"Me & my husband are no longer together..."
"Why?"
"Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?"
"No, of course I couldn't!"
"Well he couldn't either!"
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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed?
A: Man, this music sucks.
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Q: What do you call money that grows on trees?
A: Marijuana
