Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high

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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

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Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!

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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.

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Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

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