Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
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Q: How did the sand get wet?
A: The sea weed!
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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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2 girls meet:
"Me & my husband are no longer together..."
"Why?"
"Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?"
"No, of course I couldn't!"
"Well he couldn't either!"
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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.
