Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

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Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana

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Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."

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