Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

There was three guys a sex addict a weed addict and a alcoholic they all went to hell for their sin and was standing in front of the devil. The devil made a deal with them saying I will lock you in a room with what ever you did for a 1000 years and if you get over any of your sins I will send you back to the land of the living, Earth. So the sex addict got locked in a room full of virgins, the alcohol addict got locked in a room full of beer, the weed addict locked in a room full of weed. 1000 years later the Devil goes to the sex addict he comes out saying "Aww my dick hurts I'm never h ... read more

I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.

Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!