Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

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Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

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I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.

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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!

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