How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes." Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bubba says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?" "Yeah." "The ... read more

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.