Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.
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