Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

There was three guys a sex addict a weed addict and a alcoholic they all went to hell for their sin and was standing in front of the devil. The devil made a deal with them saying I will lock you in a room with what ever you did for a 1000 years and if you get over any of your sins I will send you back to the land of the living, Earth. So the sex addict got locked in a room full of virgins, the alcohol addict got locked in a room full of beer, the weed addict locked in a room full of weed. 1000 years later the Devil goes to the sex addict he comes out saying "Aww my dick hurts I'm never h ... read more

Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.

Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.