Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!

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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!

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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.

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