Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...

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Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

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Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana

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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

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