Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

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Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

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Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!

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