Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school?
A: Because they're all in high school
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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed?
A: Man, this music sucks.
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I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
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Q: How do all stoner stories start?
A: This one time when I was high...
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
