Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana

Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!

Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes." Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bubba says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?" "Yeah." "The ... read more