Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

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Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!

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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A: Drug Abuse.

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I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.

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Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

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