Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.

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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

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Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana

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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school

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