How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school

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Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!

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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A: Drug Abuse.

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Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana

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