Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...

A little lizard was walking through the forest to see his pal the monkey. The monkey call out hey little buddy come up here I got some great pot. So the little lizard climbed up the tree. The little lizard and the monkey smoked a great big joint. The little lizard said hey this stuff is great but I have horrible cottonmouth. Well there is a river just down there. So the little lizard walk down the tree through the brush and started to drink the water. All of a sudden a crocodile came out of the water. Hey little buddy waz up said the croc, "I just got stoned with my pal the monke ... read more

I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.

Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!