Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!

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Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

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You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.

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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.

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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

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