Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving?
A: The cop!
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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Q: How did the sand get wet?
A: The sea weed!
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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
