Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school

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You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.

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I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.

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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

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