Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

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I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.

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Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high

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Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."

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