Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.
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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
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Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad?
A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up