You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.

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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!

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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A: Drug Abuse.

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Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

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Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!

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