Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!

Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

There was three guys a sex addict a weed addict and a alcoholic they all went to hell for their sin and was standing in front of the devil. The devil made a deal with them saying I will lock you in a room with what ever you did for a 1000 years and if you get over any of your sins I will send you back to the land of the living, Earth. So the sex addict got locked in a room full of virgins, the alcohol addict got locked in a room full of beer, the weed addict locked in a room full of weed. 1000 years later the Devil goes to the sex addict he comes out saying "Aww my dick hurts I'm never h ... read more

How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.