Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!

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Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

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Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

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