Q: What do you call money that grows on trees? A: Marijuana

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Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...

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You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.

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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school

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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

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