Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!

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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

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I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.

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Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.

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