Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed?
A: You can't smoke too much weed.
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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor?
A: Drug Abuse.
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How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
