If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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Q: How do you know when you are stoned?
A: When you are too phoned to stone home.
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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high
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Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving?
A: The cop!
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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor?
A: Drug Abuse.
