Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
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Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.
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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high
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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A: Drug Abuse.
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