Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!

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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.

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I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.

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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.

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How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

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