Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."

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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school

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I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.

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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up

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Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

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