Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."

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Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!

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Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school

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Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.

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