I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
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Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
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Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving?
A: The cop!
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Q: What do you call money that grows on trees?
A: Marijuana
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2 girls meet:
"Me & my husband are no longer together..."
"Why?"
"Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?"
"No, of course I couldn't!"
"Well he couldn't either!"
