Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

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You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.

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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!

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Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."

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Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed? A: Man, this music sucks.

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