Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad?
A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!
8281
2
I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
2816
1
If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
1423
0
You can't buy happiness but you can buy weed… and that's pretty close.
2644
1
Q: What did the Nickelback fan say to the other Nickelback fan when they ran out of weed?
A: Man, this music sucks.
