Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
