What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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