Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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