A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
