Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.

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