A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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