Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.

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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.

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