Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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