Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."

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Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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