A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?
"Where on Earth have you been?!"
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Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
