Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
A: He didn't count with this...
