If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.

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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.

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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe

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