Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2

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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"

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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.

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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.

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