Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.

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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"

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