Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.

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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"

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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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