A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe
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Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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