A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
A: He didn't count with this...
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
