Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"

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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.

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