Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.

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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.

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