Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.

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Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.

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