Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.

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