Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2

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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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