Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.

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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.

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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2

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