Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
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