Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
1995
5
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
889
0
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
625
0
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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0
A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
