Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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