3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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