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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2

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Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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