Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.

 980

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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.

 1380

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

 897

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

 1908

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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