Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
A: He didn't count with this...
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
