If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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