What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?
"Where on Earth have you been?!"
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
