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Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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