Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.

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