Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.

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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.

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