Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
A: He didn't count with this...
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
