Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!

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