Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"

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