Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.

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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

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