A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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Two students talk:
"What are you reading?"
"Quantum physics theory book."
"But why are you reading it upside-down?"
"It makes no difference anyway."
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
