Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe

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Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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