What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?
"Where on Earth have you been?!"
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
