Two students talk:
"What are you reading?"
"Quantum physics theory book."
"But why are you reading it upside-down?"
"It makes no difference anyway."
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
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Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
