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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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