Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
369
0
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
957
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
952
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Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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1
A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
