Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.

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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.

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