Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.

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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.

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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.

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