A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"

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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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