Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
A: He didn't count with this...
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
