3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.
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