Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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