If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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