Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe

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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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