Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
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