A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...

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