Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"

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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...

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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.

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