Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...

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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe

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Knock-knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, to whom.

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