Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2

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Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."

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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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