Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician?
A: He didn't count with this...
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
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Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
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A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
