Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe

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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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