Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
