Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.

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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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