3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? A: HeHe

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"

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