Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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