3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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Two kittens on a sloped roof.
Wchich one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
