A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
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Two students talk:
"What are you reading?"
"Quantum physics theory book."
"But why are you reading it upside-down?"
"It makes no difference anyway."
