A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
