Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."

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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.

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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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