How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.
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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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