Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here." Helium doesn't react.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right. The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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