Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland? A: Nerdic.

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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!"

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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.

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