Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
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A biologist, a chemist and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5th to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses 5th to the right.
The statistician yells "We got 'em!"
