Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!

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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.

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