If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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Q: What should you put on the tomb stone of a mathematician? A: He didn't count with this...

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2

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Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.

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