3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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Two students talk: "What are you reading?" "Quantum physics theory book." "But why are you reading it upside-down?" "It makes no difference anyway."

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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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