A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?"
The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Two students talk:
"What are you reading?"
"Quantum physics theory book."
"But why are you reading it upside-down?"
"It makes no difference anyway."
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
A: Because they don't C#.
