Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

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