Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.

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Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!

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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".

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