Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".

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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

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Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what's wrong. "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."

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Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.

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