Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.

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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!

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Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!

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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.

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Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.

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