Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
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Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
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