What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.

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Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.

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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".

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Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.

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