Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what's wrong. "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."

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Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.

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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.

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