"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!

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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.

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Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.

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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

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