Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on Little Lisa, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Lisa," replied the teacher. She then called on Little Tommy. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny... Last night, during supper, my sister told my father that she was pregnan ... read more
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Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time? A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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