Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
 722
0  

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
 1276
0  

A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
 890
0  

A man gets the words 'I love you' tattoed to his penis. He goes home and shows his wife. His wife says, "Don't try to put words into my mouth!"
 770
0  

Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
 1074
1