Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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