A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: "What do you want? "
Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus."
St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
A: A teacher.
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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
