Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face. 826 0
A man gets the words 'I love you' tattoed to his penis. He goes home and shows his wife. His wife says, "Don't try to put words into my mouth!" 905 0
A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away. 1511 0
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher. 1262 1
