A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, "Nein!, Nein"
So two guys walk away.
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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
A: A teacher.
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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
