Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time?
A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, "Nein!, Nein"
So two guys walk away.
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
A: A teacher.