Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.

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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"

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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

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Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time? A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word "fascinate" in it. A little girl says, "Walt Disney World is fascinating." The teacher says, "No, I said, fascinate." Another little girl says, "There's so much fascination when it comes to sea life." The teacher again says, "No, the word is fascinate." Little Johnny yells from the back of the room, "My mom has such big boobs that she can only fasten eight of the 10 buttons on her shirt."

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