The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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A lawyer has just settled down in his new office. So now, he is thinking what he can do to have clients. After a long time thinking, a man comes into the office. Right away, the lawyer decides to make his new plan take action. So he picks up the phone and says: "Unfortunately, Ms. Onassis, I cannot undertake your case right now. I am working full time, call me in a month to see if I can help you." He puts the phone down and says to the waiting man: "How can I help you sir?" "Nothing really, I am from telephone communications, I just came to connect your phone."
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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