Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.

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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"

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Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.

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