Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand.
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Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time?
A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: "What do you want? "
Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus."
St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
