Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time?
A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
