Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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Q: Why do Retirees smile all the time?
A: Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, "Nein!, Nein"
So two guys walk away.
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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: "What do you want? "
Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus."
St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
