Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!

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Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.

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Yo mama so fat she died.

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