Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.

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Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

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