Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
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