Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

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Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

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What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

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