Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.

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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

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