Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"

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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.

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Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.

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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

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