Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.

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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.

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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.

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Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.

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