Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.

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Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!

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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.

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