No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.

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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.

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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.

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