Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.

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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.

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