Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness." The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you." The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
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