Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

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Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

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You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

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"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"

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