Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.

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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

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