Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Get bad marks, relatives will insult you.
Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
