Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

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A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."

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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.

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