Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.

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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!

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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.

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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !

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