Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.

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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.

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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.

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Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

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