Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

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Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.

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