Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.

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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.

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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

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