Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"

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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

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As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.

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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.

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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

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