Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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