Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

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Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.

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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.

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Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.

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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

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