Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

 512

0  

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

 366

0  

Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.

 175

0  

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

 291

1  

Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !

 217

0