Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.

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Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!

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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.

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Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

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