Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

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Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.

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Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!

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