Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

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