Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.

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