Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.

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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.

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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

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