Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.

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You are so old, if you to acted your age, you'd die.

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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.

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"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"

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