Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.

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Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...

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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.

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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."

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