Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.

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Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.

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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

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One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."

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