Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

 486

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

 388

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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

 322

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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

 645

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Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.

 174

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