Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.

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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.

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