Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.

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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

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Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"

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Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!

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