Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...

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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.

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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.

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