Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.

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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

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