Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.

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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.

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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.

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