Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

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Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.

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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

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Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!

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