Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

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