Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
