Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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A teenager is a hopeless romantic who never falls in love more then twice a week.
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Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...
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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he irritatingly answered, going out the door to the office. At 11 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a bouquet of red roses. At 2 PM, a two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful ‘Independence day' in all my life!"
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Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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