Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.

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What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.

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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." the man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked. "My wife." said the man.

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