15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets in, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." The passenger asks "Who?"  The cabbie says "Frank Feldman. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Frank every single time." Passenger: "Yeah. But there are always a few clouds over everybody."  Cabbie says "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, danced like a Bro ... read more
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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