Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on.
Girl: Well its wrong...
Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
A: One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
