It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Vaginas are like weather,
when it's wet, it's time to go inside.
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Your families are extremely proud of you.
You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing.
This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
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Q: Why don't women wear watches?
A: There's a clock on the stove!
