Q: What's the difference between me and a calendar? A: A calendar has dates.

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Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 10 years the job still sucks.

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Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.

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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.

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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.

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