Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.
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A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!" After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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