Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited. As he and his staff were standing near a brand new F-15 Fighter, a pair of twin brothers who looked like they had just stepped off a Marine Corps recruiting poster walked up to them. The chief of staff walked up to them, stuck out his hand and introduced himself. He looked at the first young man and asked, "Son, what skills can you bring ... read more
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What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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