Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.

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What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.

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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.

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Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!

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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.

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