Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony?
A: The blond girl told him to come outside
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was.
One day she argued with a lion.
The next day was the first of June.
Why?
Because that was the end of May!
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
