Vaginas are like weather, when it's wet, it's time to go inside.
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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why? Because that was the end of May!
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A man calls his wife into the bedroom. "I want to show you the new watch I got today." She goes in and find him with his pants down. "That's not a watch!" she says. "It will be once you put two hands and a face on it."
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What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
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