Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.

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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.

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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

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Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.

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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance? A: A late night.

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