No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.

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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.

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Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.

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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.

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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.

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