Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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In the beginning of time, God created the world and then rested.
Then he created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then neither God nor man has rested.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
