God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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