Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.  In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
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