Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!
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A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell...Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days...Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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Height Of Bad Luck. . .I Just Wanted To KISS a CHARMING, INTELLIGENT & MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth...But My Lips Can’t Touch My Cheeks...
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Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.? Boy: 30 to 40 times...Girl: are you mad.? Boy: no I am hairstylist.
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THE TWO DANGEROUS WEAPONS IN THE WORLD MORE POWERFUL THAN NUCLEAR BOMBS.........1. A Girl’s Smile......2. A Girl’s Tears.
