Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!

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WARNING! Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!! But..How lucky u r…..! “No Brain”, “No Tension”

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A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell...Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days...Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

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PLEASE DO DIS SMALL PRAYER B4R ENTERING OFFICE: Dear God, I beg u! Give me the wisdom to understand my boss...Give me the Love to forgive him...Give me the patience to understand his deeds...But Dearest God, don’t give me the Power because if u give me the Power I’ll BREAK HIS HEAD…

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There have been many times when I may have disturbed you, troubled u, irritated u, bugged u.....today I just wanna tell you....I plan to continue it the next year also...

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