Hi, How are you…? Are you free tomorrow..? Can you come to me..? Because tomorrow we are opening new.....Mental Hospital admission free, special offer for you.
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When everyone has left you & No one is around you & You are Standing alone in some corner of this world...Always Remember 1 Thing...It's the Best Time to...Adjust Your UNDERWEAR!!!
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Height Of Bad Luck. . .I Just Wanted To KISS a CHARMING, INTELLIGENT & MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth...But My Lips Can’t Touch My Cheeks...
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WARNING! Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!! But..How lucky u r…..! “No Brain”, “No Tension”
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Do u know what is GIRL? G-Ghost, I-In, R-Real, L-Life....So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me...Don’t worry about me...I’m a professional in ghost handling……..
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