A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell...Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days...Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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CONGRATS!!!!!! Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game...To play, throw your phone against the wall...Then assemble the pieces….
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A pathan want to commit suicide, When asked: Why are you crying? Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend & i can”t live without my friend.
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Never ask for hug, Just take it...Never ask do you love me, Just say I love you...Never say I can’t live without you, Just say I live for you...You have been trained...Now go and flirt
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U’r very special for me. I’m very concerned about u’r safety. But I can’t be with u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 another!