Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!
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I want you, to be with me in a nice Restaurant to have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U….......“Pay The Bill”
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Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.? Boy: 30 to 40 times...Girl: are you mad.? Boy: no I am hairstylist.
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Wife: I am the book of your life...Husband: Yes exactly you are right...If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I’ll change it.
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Do u know what is GIRL? G-Ghost, I-In, R-Real, L-Life....So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me...Don’t worry about me...I’m a professional in ghost handling……..