Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.? Boy: 30 to 40 times...Girl: are you mad.? Boy: no I am hairstylist. 452 0
Height Of Bad Luck. . .I Just Wanted To KISS a CHARMING, INTELLIGENT & MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth...But My Lips Can’t Touch My Cheeks... 478 0
Wife: I am the book of your life...Husband: Yes exactly you are right...If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I’ll change it. 458 0
Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time, Don’t call me DAD....After some days……Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry Saab. 503 0
I want you, to be with me in a nice Restaurant to have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U….......“Pay The Bill” 461 0
