Evolution of Man: Without Marriage “Spider Man”...On Marriage Day “Super Man”...After Marriage “Gentle Man”...If wife is beautiful then rest of life.....“Watch Man”
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A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell...Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days...Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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Some times when I Cry, No one see my tears...When I am worried, No one see my pain...When I am happy, No one see my smile...But When a girl come close to me, Then every one see that.
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Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time, Don’t call me DAD....After some days……Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry Saab.
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Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!
