Wife: I am the book of your life...Husband: Yes exactly you are right...If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I’ll change it.
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CONGRATS!!!!!! Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game...To play, throw your phone against the wall...Then assemble the pieces….
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He took me from a bar, He took me in his car, He took my top off, He puts his lips on mine, but don”t worry, “I m a bottle of wine!”
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Very important health tips: don’t eat burgers, pizzas, chat, ice cream & chocolate Without ME!
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Some times when I Cry, No one see my tears...When I am worried, No one see my pain...When I am happy, No one see my smile...But When a girl come close to me, Then every one see that.
