Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Hi, How are you…? Are you free tomorrow..? Can you come to me..? Because tomorrow we are opening new.....Mental Hospital admission free, special offer for you.
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What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time, Don’t call me DAD....After some days……Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry Saab.
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Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said...But...Telling lies increases Ur Memory...Think different...
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