THE TWO DANGEROUS WEAPONS IN THE WORLD MORE POWERFUL THAN NUCLEAR BOMBS.........1. A Girl’s Smile......2. A Girl’s Tears.

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Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?

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Wife: I am the book of your life...Husband: Yes exactly you are right...If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I’ll change it.

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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

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PLEASE DO DIS SMALL PRAYER B4R ENTERING OFFICE: Dear God, I beg u! Give me the wisdom to understand my boss...Give me the Love to forgive him...Give me the patience to understand his deeds...But Dearest God, don’t give me the Power because if u give me the Power I’ll BREAK HIS HEAD…

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