When everyone has left you & No one is around you & You are Standing alone in some corner of this world...Always Remember 1 Thing...It's the Best Time to...Adjust Your UNDERWEAR!!!
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Things in boys room! Before Marriage: Perfumes, Love Letters, Gifts, Friendship Cards....After Marriage: Pain Killers, Loan Papers, Unpaid Bills, List for Shopping, Happy Unmarried Life.....
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Wife: I am the book of your life...Husband: Yes exactly you are right...If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I’ll change it.
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Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!
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If you like my sms, It means I’m smart...If you save, means you agree I’m smart...If you forward my sms, means you spread that I’m smart...If you delete my sms, means you are jealous because I’m smart.
