Hi, How are you…? Are you free tomorrow..? Can you come to me..? Because tomorrow we are opening new.....Mental Hospital admission free, special offer for you.
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Teacher asked to a boy...What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in mobile and in old age there are doctors numbers.
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Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha!
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Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said...But...Telling lies increases Ur Memory...Think different...
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What is 143 ? I love u..No..I hate u..No..I miss u..No..I wish u..NO..143 means ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE....Concentrate on Maths, And not on Romance:)
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