Do u know what is GIRL? G-Ghost, I-In, R-Real, L-Life....So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me...Don’t worry about me...I’m a professional in ghost handling……..
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There have been many times when I may have disturbed you, troubled u, irritated u, bugged u.....today I just wanna tell you....I plan to continue it the next year also...
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Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.? Boy: 30 to 40 times...Girl: are you mad.? Boy: no I am hairstylist.
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If you like my sms, It means I’m smart...If you save, means you agree I’m smart...If you forward my sms, means you spread that I’m smart...If you delete my sms, means you are jealous because I’m smart.
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What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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