Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time, Don’t call me DAD....After some days……Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry Saab.
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Teacher asked to a boy...What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in mobile and in old age there are doctors numbers.
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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My eyes detected, My heart reacted, Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected.......Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.