I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
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Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time, Don’t call me DAD....After some days……Father: How is your result? Son: Sorry Saab.
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I want you, to be with me in a nice Restaurant to have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U….......“Pay The Bill”
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Teacher asked to a boy...What’s the difference between young age and old age..? Boy: In young age there are girls phone numbers in mobile and in old age there are doctors numbers.
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Do u know what is GIRL? G-Ghost, I-In, R-Real, L-Life....So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me...Don’t worry about me...I’m a professional in ghost handling……..
