If you like my sms, It means I’m smart...If you save, means you agree I’m smart...If you forward my sms, means you spread that I’m smart...If you delete my sms, means you are jealous because I’m smart.
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Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
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Friendship Is A Sea & Friends r fishes...u r my golden fish...i will keep u safe...if u try to go away 4rm me...i will Fry u
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Evolution of Man: Without Marriage “Spider Man”...On Marriage Day “Super Man”...After Marriage “Gentle Man”...If wife is beautiful then rest of life.....“Watch Man”
