A lady calls Electrician for repairing door bell...Electrician doesn’t turns up for 4 days...Lady calls again, Electrician replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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Today is International Handsome Boys and Beautiful Girls day! So send this message to someone who looks smart and cute…Be true.. Don’t cheat like me
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Man asked to his wife: Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said: Some where I have never been! Man said: How about the kitchen?
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THE TWO DANGEROUS WEAPONS IN THE WORLD MORE POWERFUL THAN NUCLEAR BOMBS.........1. A Girl’s Smile......2. A Girl’s Tears.
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you...All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...
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