Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they can spend years at C!
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Q: How did the pirate get through School?
A: By sailing on high C's.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?"
The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
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How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."
