Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast?
A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."
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Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
