Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.

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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook

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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants" The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."

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Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast? A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.

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There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. "It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out." "That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned. "Get my brown pants."

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