A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis.
The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?"
And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
936
0
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?"
The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
998
2
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they can spend years at C!
1303
0
Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast?
A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
1091
1
Q: What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A: A sunken chest with no booty!
