Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.
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Q: What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A: A sunken chest with no booty!
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast?
A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?"
The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
