A pirate walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in.
Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?"
"Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast?
A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
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Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they can spend years at C!
