Q: How did the pirate get through School?
A: By sailing on high C's.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.
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Q: What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A: A sunken chest with no booty!
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A pirate walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in.
Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?"
"Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"
