Q: What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A: A sunken chest with no booty!

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Q: How did the pirate get through School? A: By sailing on high C's.

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Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast? A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.

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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.

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Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.

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