Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they can spend years at C!
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Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.
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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."
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Q: How did the pirate get through School?
A: By sailing on high C's.
