A pirate walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in.
Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?"
"Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"
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Q: What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A: A sunken chest with no booty!
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."
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How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
