A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!

 904

2  

Q: If a man crashes his car into a woman who's fault is it? A: Well what was the man doing driving in the kitchen...

 780

0  

Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

 1068

0  

Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

 571

0  

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "George, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 110!" George says, "I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"

 953

0