Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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Q: How did the sand get wet?
A: The sea weed!
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A kid was crying standing outside his house.
A passer by asked: "Why are you crying?"
Kid: "My parents are fighting inside the house."
Passer by: "Who is your father?"
Kid: "That is what the fight is about."