Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? A: Put them in a barking lot.

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He was so ugly when he was born they didn’t know whether to buy a cot or a cage.

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What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth? (A molar bear!)

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A kid asks his father: Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed? Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.

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After watching the grades of his child, the angry father said, "After seeing your grades, I feel like teaching a lesson or two and want to give a tight slap." The child excitedly says, "Yes dad, lets go, I know the addresses of all my teachers, we must teach them a lesson."

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