The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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"Mommy! Do Angels fly?"
"Yes, they do my love!"
"Then, when will our nanny fly? Dad calls her 'My Angel' all the time!"
"Tomorrow, my child, she'll fly as far as she goes..."
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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A traveling salesman rings this doorbell.
10 year old little Johnny opens, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar.
The salesman says, "Little boy is your mother home?"
Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What do you think?"
