Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
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What do you give a cat for its birthday? A catologue.
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Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.
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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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