It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "Let’s try to make this look natural" she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder." The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?

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At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, "Will you dance with me, please?" The arrogant girl says, "I don’t dance with a kid." The taken back boy apologized, "I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!

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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.

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