Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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What color is a burp? It's burple!
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Mary can't stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn't have a problem with it. So one day in Sunday school, Mary thinks, "The hell with it," and decides to go to sleep. The teacher sees this and asks Mary a question to keep her awake. "Mary, who created the heavens and the earth?" William, who is sitting behind Mary, pokes her in the butt with his pencil. Mary wakes up and shouts, "God almighty!" And the teacher says, "Yes. That's correct, Mary." Mary goes back to sleep and the teacher asks her another question. "Who died on the cross for our sins?" William pokes Mary again. ... read more
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‘Is your baby a boy or a girl?’ ‘Of course. What else could it be?’
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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