Teacher (on phone): "You say Michael has a cold and can't come to school today? To whom am I speaking?"
Voice: "This is my father."
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I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.
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Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.
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Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
A: He wanted to be a cool cat.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
