Two guys meet: "Where were you lost my friend? says one of them." "Well, I took my kids to the zoo..." "And what kind of animals did you see there?" "The tiger... Huge and Scary! Full of stripes... Slowly walking inside the cage. She was “ahgrrr...” "Are you kidding me men? The tiger doesn’t go “ahgrrr..” … She “grrrrsss..”! "Right, ok.. But when you get too close to her face... !"

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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.

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"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"

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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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