Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car.
It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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Three men were talking about their teenage daughters:
The first says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and found a packet of cigarettes.
I didn't even know she smoked".
The second says "That's nothing.
I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a full bottle of Vodka.
I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank".
Then the third speaks up.
"Both of you have got nothing to worry about.
I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of condoms.
I was really shocked.
I didn't even know she had a penis".