Why do bears have fur coats?
(Because they look silly wearing jackets!)
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, "Will you dance with me, please?"
The arrogant girl says, "I don’t dance with a kid."
The taken back boy apologized, "I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant."
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
