What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!

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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!

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What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.

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What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.

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Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each other. The first baby says "I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here". The second baby says "I want to be an electrician because it is so dark in here". And the last baby says "I want to be a hunter, because if that damn snake comes back in here i'm going to cut it off".

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