My dear old dad always said he had two big disappointments in life: the dog ran away and I didn't.
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What color is a burp?
It's burple!
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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Most babies born today are very young.
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Why are little girls better than little boys?
Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
