Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.

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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!

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A kid was crying standing outside his house. A passer by asked: "Why are you crying?" Kid: "My parents are fighting inside the house." Passer by: "Who is your father?" Kid: "That is what the fight is about."

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