Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven! Heaven!" Yelled Little Lisa. "And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest. "Dead!" Yelled Little Johnny.

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Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.

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Did you hear about the new Exorcist Movie? They got the Devil to come in to take the Priest out of the child.

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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.

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