A kid asks his father: Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed? Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.
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One Sunday morning,a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little girl tells her mother she's going to be sick. Her mother tells her to go in the bushes behind the church. The girl leaves and comes back after about five minutes. Her mother asks her if she threw up. "Yes," the girl says. "But I didn't have to go all the way "round the back. There was a box near the front door that said "For the Sick."
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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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