When is a door sweet and tasty? When its jammed!
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Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
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A father went to take his daughter from school. While waiting, he heard her talking with a classmate of hers "I worry so much-..! My dad works 16 hours a day so he can build a dream house for when I grow up. My mom spends her days cooking for me, making deserts and tiding my room so I can have fun. I worry. I’m so worried!" "With that kind of parents you have nothing to worry about," her friend told her. "Yeah, but what if... What if they... What if they... ESCAPE?"
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