If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
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What is a bunny's favorite music?
Hip-hop.
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It was at an amusement park on a brutally hot day when I saw a father with 2 kids.
"Who’s enjoying the most?" I asked cheerfully.
"I am" said one.
"I am" said the second.
"No," the father said "their mother is!"
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
