They said the baby looked like me. Until they turned him the right way up.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!

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Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?

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