Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi was four years old

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Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier? A: You can count on me.

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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.

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What color is a burp? It's burple!

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.

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