A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while he was bathing. "Mom", he asked, "is that my brain?" "Not yet", she answered.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."

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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...

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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

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