Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi was four years old

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? (A bear-faced lyre!)

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Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.

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A young girl with a bag is crossing the customs. Customs officers check her bag and find some kind of powder. They ask the girl: "What kind of powder is that?" "Heroin" "But heroin is matte-white, and this powder is orange." "This is a kids' heroine – orange taste."

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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