When is a door sweet and tasty? When its jammed!
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Q: Why do two skunks argue? A: Because they like to kick up a stink.
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There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that had a lemonade stand. It being hot and him being thirsty, he decided to stop. Once he got up to the little boy's stand, he noticed a sign that said "All you can drink 10 cents," and a single, very small glass. Well, he thought that it was an awful small glass, but since it was only 10 cents for all you can drink, he decided to get some anyway. He gave the boy a dime, and shot down the whole glass in one swig. He slapped the glass back onto the table and said, "fill 'er up." The kid replieds, "Sure ... read more
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They said the baby looked like me. Until they turned him the right way up.
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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Stop erupting me.
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