3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a ProblemFactory.
