Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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