Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever. Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the fin ... read more
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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