UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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