A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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