The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.

A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies... I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe... I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard ... read more

Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.