Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code.
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
