What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
1345
0
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better".
So I installed LINUX.
843
0
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
1824
0
Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code.
1729
0
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."