3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
