Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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