Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.

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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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