Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better".
So I installed LINUX.
