UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.
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Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
