3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.

New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies... I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe... I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard ... read more

Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.