Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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