Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.

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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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