UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"

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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.

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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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