What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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