What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.

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Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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