In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"

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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

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