Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.

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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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