A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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