What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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