Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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