Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better".
So I installed LINUX.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
