Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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