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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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