Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer.
