What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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