In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"

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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.

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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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