Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."

 955

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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