UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.

Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.

Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.