99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.

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