The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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