A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"

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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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