A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

 1966

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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

 1718

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

 2659

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

 1995

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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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