Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
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