What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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