What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?

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There was three girls and they all had boyfriends and separate rooms. The mom walked by all the rooms. The first room she hears laughing, the second room she heard screaming and the third was totally quiet. The mom was suspicious, so she asked the third girl why was she so quiet she replied, "My boyfriend said not to talk with my mouth full."

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Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.

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Wife says to husband, "You make love like you decorate." Husband replies, "What very slow and professional?" "NO,"she replies, "I have to finish the job myself."

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Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)

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