Q: What’s an orgasm, Mom?
A: I don’t know… ask your father.
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A boy watches his mum and dad having s*x he ask, "What are you doing ?"
His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!"
Boy say, "Do her d*ggy style I want a puppy."
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Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style?
A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
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The horrible moment when there's a really cute girls on the bus,
but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone...
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Two friends talk:
"Hi, what are you doing?"
"Not much, writing a Valentine's Day greeting card."
"Why are you writing it with your left hand? Are you left-handed?"
"No, I just can't let my right hand to see it. It's a surprise for it."
