Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.

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A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

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Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat? A: They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.

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What's the only thing white girls swallow? Starbucks.

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Whats the difference between a coffin and a condom? One you go in the other you come in!

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