Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.

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Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.

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What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!

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What is difference between woman and condom? None :-) Both of them spend more time in your wallet...than on your d*ck !

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Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit

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