My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower." "No, just your daughter's head," I replied.

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Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.

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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.

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Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding in an elevator, when they see a small puddle in the corner. The brunette looks at it. "That's definitely cum," she says. The redhead touches it. "That's definitely cum," she says. The blonde takes a little taste. "That's definitely cum, but nobody in our building."

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