What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ball room.
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I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
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Dear Husband, I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me. Love, Dishes
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A man goes into a library and asks where he can find books on suicide. ‘First row on the left,’ replied the librarian. The man replies, ‘But I’ve already looked in that section. It’s empty.’ ‘I’m not surprised,’ says the librarian. ‘They don’t often bring them back.'
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