Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino?
A: One cup and you're up all night.
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I use camouflage condoms so they cant see me coming.
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How do you make a snooker table laugh.
Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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Whats the difference between a coffin and a condom?
One you go in the other you come in!
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A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
