Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything. 11998 10
Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later. 187 0
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste 168 1
What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside? Coconut.... What were you thinking? 189 0