Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
No ball room.
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What is the geographical definition of s*x?
Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.
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After 20 years of marriage, a wife finds out that her husband had been f*cking her for the past 20 years with a dildo!
she is so angry she asks her husband to "Explain the dildo".
The husband replies "explain the kids?!"
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Q: What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
A: Self-employed.
