What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London? They were really pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
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When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?" But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?"
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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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