Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night?
A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
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Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
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A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."...
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Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra?
A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.