What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.

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The average speed of ejaculation is 45km/h, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school.

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common? In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.

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Monica is at the dentist. Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working. Monica's mobile phone starts ringing. Ignoring it four times, the dentist finally answers the phone pissed: What’s up? What’s up?, - some man asks. Dentist: Who are you? I’m Monica’s husband Dentist: Listen, man, I’m about to finish, she will spit it out and will call you back!!!

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