A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks. "Yes," she purrs. "I am." "Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"

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What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ball room.

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Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper? So she can lip read.

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If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

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