Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!

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What does a white chick and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts !

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash.

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A mother was arguing with her teenager and finally she reaches breaking point and blurts out, " I should swallowed you when i had the chance!"

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What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!

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