There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!

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What do your parents' car and testicles have in common? Hit either one of them and you're grounded.

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An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?" "Yes, ma'am." "And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "How do you turn them off?"

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Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know

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My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...

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