Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.

A shepherd goes to a television programme. A man of the viewers stand up and asks him, "What was the best day of your life?" The shepherd answers, "Well...the best day of my life was when I lost my donkey in Cuccureddu's mountain, when I found it, i took it to the village's square and everyone fu**ed it." A second man of the viewers asks him, "And the second best day of your life?" And the shepherd, "Well...the second one was when in lost a sheep in Cuccureddu's mountain, when I found it, I took it to the village's square and everyone fu**ed it." So, after that, a third man of the viewers ... read more

Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys? Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips.

A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?" And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"

Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.