Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino?
A: One cup and you're up all night.
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Boy in the bath with his mum.
Boy says, "Whats that hairy thing mum ?"
Mum replies, "That is my sponge."
"Oh yes," says the boy, "The babysitters got one, I've seen her washing dads face with it ."
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What do dogs and women have in common?
They both like 12-inch bones.
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Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob?
Dad: Ohhh yeah I do!
Son: How did it taste?
Dad: Get out.
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue?
A: Well hung.
