Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!

Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.

Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys? Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips.

A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies "$1". The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender "Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?" The Bartender reply's "$5". The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says "Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place". The bartender then says "Oh well, he's upstairs in his office with my wife". ... read more

Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? A: One cup and you're up all night.