Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ball room.
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Two blokes sitting in a bar, 1 says, "After 10 years of marriage, s*x is down to three times a year." The other replies, "Same here pal, as a matter of fact if my wife didn't sleep with her mouth open I'd have none at all."
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What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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