Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.

Whats the difference between a coffin and a condom? One you go in the other you come in!

I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!

Friend pisses me off so I poked holes in his condom the night before he uses it. Three months later... my mom's pregnant.

A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married, but she wanted her husband to be a virgin and to never had been with a woman all of his life. After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t found anyone with this description and forced to give an ad to the paper. A month later, she met with an Australian man who had never been with a woman before in his life and she married him immediately. On the first night of their wedding and before they lay down, she went for a quick fresh up and then went back to the bedroom, happy. When she entered the room she stood steal... She ... read more