Q: What’s an orgasm, Mom? A: I don’t know… ask your father.
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A boy watches his mum and dad having s*x he ask, "What are you doing ?" His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" Boy say, "Do her d*ggy style I want a puppy."
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Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
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The horrible moment when there's a really cute girls on the bus, but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone...
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Two friends talk: "Hi, what are you doing?" "Not much, writing a Valentine's Day greeting card." "Why are you writing it with your left hand? Are you left-handed?" "No, I just can't let my right hand to see it. It's a surprise for it."
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