I would kick you straight in the vagina...
If I wasn't afraid of losing my shoe.
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Q: How do you circumcise a whale?
A: With four skin-divers.
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What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching!
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"Mommie, Mommie....did you know that nurses can come apart..?"
"Well...no. What makes you say that..?"
"Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse..!"
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Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
A: Her lipstick.
