A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother. He repeated that to his techer every day, when he came to school, "Im getting a brother." One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby's kicks in her belly. The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother. He replyed, "I think mommy ate him."

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What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.

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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."

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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.

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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!

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