There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
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How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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Q: What's brown and taps on the window?
A: A baby in a microwave!
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
