Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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