What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
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What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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