Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!

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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.

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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.

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What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

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