What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.

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A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The mother, more that a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."

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How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.

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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.

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