How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.

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How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.

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Nurse: "If youre going to give grapes to a baby make sure you cut them in half." Me: [visibly confused] Wife: "The grapes, not the baby."

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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

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How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.

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