What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?
Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
