Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
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What is a baby?
"A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
