What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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What do you call a baby potato? A small fry.
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A couple of Yogi Berra's team mates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him. Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.
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What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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