Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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Mr. Wilson comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. "I have great news. I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.” The next day, Mrs. Wilson receives a telephone call from AEC (Atlanta Electric Company) because the electricity bill has not been paid. “Am I speaking to Mrs. Wilson?” “Yes. Speaking.” AEC guy, “You’re a month overdue, you know!” “How do YOU know?” stammers the young woman. “Well, ma’am, it’s in our files!” says the AEC guy. “What are you sayin ... read more
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What do you call a baby potato? A small fry.
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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
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What is a baby? "A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
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