What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad.
His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ?
The logician replies: "yes".
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
