What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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