Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? When the kids are in college.
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Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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