How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
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Mr. Wilson comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. "I have great news. I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.” The next day, Mrs. Wilson receives a telephone call from AEC (Atlanta Electric Company) because the electricity bill has not been paid. “Am I speaking to Mrs. Wilson?” “Yes. Speaking.” AEC guy, “You’re a month overdue, you know!” “How do YOU know?” stammers the young woman. “Well, ma’am, it’s in our files!” says the AEC guy. “What are you sayin ... read more
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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