When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Jimmy's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"
His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Jimmy."
Jimmy says, "Now!
I can see why they threw him out!
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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
