What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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A couple of Yogi Berra's team mates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him. Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.
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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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