What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.
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Peter: My mom is having a new baby.
Joy: What's wrong with the old one?
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Kid to a pregnant girl at bus stop: "What are you expecting?"
The girl says, "A bus."
The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer!"
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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth?
With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.