Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.

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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.

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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.

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