The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. 238 3
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau. 717 0
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb. 628 0
