Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.

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Peter: My mom is having a new baby. Joy: What's wrong with the old one?

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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.

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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.

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