Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
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Willy: "Mom, are our neighbors very poor people?
Mother: "I don't think so, Willy. Why do you ask?"
Willy: "Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin."
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
