Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor. 192 0
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)! 186 0
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it. 273 0
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord. 299 0
