Wife: "Every sunday you go for fishing, right?" Husband: "Yeah... Why?" Wife: "Today the fish came here and told she's pregnant."

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.

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Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".

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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!

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Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can? A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.

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