What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.

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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.

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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.

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Peter: My mom is having a new baby. Joy: What's wrong with the old one?

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