Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can? A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans. 331 0
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb. 784 2
What is a baby? "A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other." 353 1
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl. 315 1
