Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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