When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
258
0
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
With a pitchfork.
313
0
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth?
With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
394
0
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident."
"Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
624
0
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
