The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

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Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?

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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.

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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.

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Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.

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