Me: "Here comes the airplane!" Baby: Opens mouth. Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"

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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.

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How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.

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