A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery. “Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks. “I´m having a baby.” – she replies. “Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes. “Yes, it is.” – she says. “Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look. “Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies. Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?”
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
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