Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.

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Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".

 391

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What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.

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Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".

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