Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," ... read more
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What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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