Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)! 196 0
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!". 484 0
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on! 362 0
