Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!

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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.

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What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.

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Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".

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Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ''How do you really feel? I mean, you're 75 years old, how do you honestly feel?'' ''Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just peed myself.''

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