What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

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What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.

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How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.

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What is a baby? "A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."

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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.

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