What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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Kid to a pregnant girl at bus stop: "What are you expecting?"
The girl says, "A bus."
The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer!"
