What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
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