Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!

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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!

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What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.

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What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.

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Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can? A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.

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