When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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What do you call a baby potato?
A small fry.
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters...
