Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.

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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!

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Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.

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Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".

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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.

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