The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Kid to a pregnant girl at bus stop: "What are you expecting?"
The girl says, "A bus."
The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer!"
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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
