Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!

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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.

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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.

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