Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" His mother replies, "The stork brings them." Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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