There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape

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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

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Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up. The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here." The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here." The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer." The others look confused and ask, "Why do you want to be a boxer?" He proudly replies, "So I can beat the hell out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.

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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

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