How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.

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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

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Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" Mum asks. "Yes," replies her daughter. "Do you still have any questions?" "Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?" "In exactly the same way as with babies." "Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"

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Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper? A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.

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What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.

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