Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap! "Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!" "Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' ... read more
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What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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