"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"

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Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".

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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!

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Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? When the kids are in college.

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A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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