Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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What is the difference between pressure, anxiety and panic attacks?
You have pressure when your wife is pregnant.
You are anxious when your girlfriend is pregnant.
You have panic attacks when both of them are pregnant!
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
