Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.

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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!

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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.

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Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.

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