Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying.
Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby.
I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
