Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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What's red and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," says his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny runs back outside yelling to his friends,
"It's okay, we can play that game again!"
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Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper?
A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
