How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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Willy: "Mom, are our neighbors very poor people? Mother: "I don't think so, Willy. Why do you ask?" Willy: "Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin."
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
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