Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.

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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.

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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!

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