Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, "So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?" "Oh, no," Baby Bear replied, "I don't want to live with Daddy Bear. He beat me." "Well then, you should live with Mommy Bear," answered the judge. "On, no, I don't want to live with Mommy Bear. She beat me." "Well then, Baby Bear, who do you want to live with?" Baby Bear said, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They don't beat anybody!"

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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.

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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

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What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.

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Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.

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