Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!

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How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.

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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.

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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!

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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

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