When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can?
A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.
