Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? When the kids are in college.
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Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.
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Wife: "Every sunday you go for fishing, right?" Husband: "Yeah... Why?" Wife: "Today the fish came here and told she's pregnant."
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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