How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.

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How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.

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What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.

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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.

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