What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
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A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at ... read more
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Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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