Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.

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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

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Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?

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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

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