Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

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A little boy was pushing a heavy cart uphill with a lot of effort. The work was very tiring, so someone walking nearby felt pity and helped the little boy push the heavy cart until the end of the hill. He stopped indignant there and told to the child: "You should say to your boss that it is a shame to make a kid such hard work to do." "I told them, sir." "Well, what did they reply?" "Pull kid and some sucker will be there to help you."

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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"

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What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.

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Dentist (to the patient: "For God’s sake, stop making those noises and waving your arms. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet." Patient: "Yes, I know. But u’re standing on my foot."

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