I know when god becomes angry. When teenage girls get pregnant and their parents exclaim, "Oh god! What have you done?!"

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What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.

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What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.

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There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out. "YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police officer. "Thank God for that!" said the drunk, "I thought the steering had gone."

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On the ninth day, God said, "Let there be soccer." And it was good. Later on that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence." God said, "Let it be called the Manchester United." Later that day, God said, "Even Man U needs idiots." So HE made their fans.

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