Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.

Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman ? Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, “you do God’s work.” The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, “you protect the public.” The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop. A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, “you serve the justice system.” The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a fr ... read more

Q: What is so ironic about Atheists? A: They're always talking about God.