First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested. After that, He creaed man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
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