Sherlock Holmes dies and goes to Heaven. There is a brouhaha. Sherlock Holmes asks St. Peter what seems to be the problem. Apparently, Adam has gone 'walkabout' among all the souls. It will take ages to find him. Holmes tracks down Adam, very quickly. The Lord asks Holmes how he recognized Adam among the millions of souls, without ever having met him. "Elementary, my dear God, he has no navel."

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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"

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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.

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In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was Made in China.

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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position

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