Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.

Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.

Q: Why did God create women? A: He took one look at men and said, "I know I can do better than this."

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," God said. Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are gre ... read more

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.