Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.

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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

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