Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

 1290

0  

Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

 1340

0  

Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

 1089

0  

Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.

 1987

1  

Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

 359

0