Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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Q: What's the difference between me and a calendar? A: A calendar has dates.
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A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get sunburn on his “tool of the trade”. But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinn ... read more
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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