As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: "Do you know they are all out of step except you?" "What?" asked the recruit innocently. "I said -- they are all out of step except you!" thundered the sergeant. The recruit replied, "Well, sarge, you're in charge -- you tell them!"

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Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon.

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Q:What not to say to the nice policeman? A:I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

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What about Where does a General keep his Armys? In his sleevies!

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.

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