Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47

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Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence. "You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer. "All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."

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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.

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Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo ? A: B-52...F-16...A-10.

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A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"

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