Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!
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An airman finds a barber shop near the base and goes inside for a haircut. After getting a nice, short flat-top, the airman asks how much he should pay. "No charge, son" replies the barber, "Your dedication and sacrifice in the service of our nation is payment enough." The next day, as he opens shop, the barber finds a squadron T-shirt and a thank-you note left by his customer. Later that day, a staff sergeant comes in, asking the barber to take a little bit off the sides. When the haircut was complete and the NCO reaches for his wallet, the barber again says: "No charge, sergeant. ... read more
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Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador.
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How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
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