Q: Where does a general keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies.
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Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on.
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A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon.
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During the Iraq war, a Lieutenant asked the soldier why he was falling back during a really fierce battle, "Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1 ?"
The soldier replied, "I got my four Sir."
