There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back." So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle. But he's gone for a good half an hour, they're finally convinced that he's been murdered by Charlie when they hear the signal. So they lay down fire and he sprints out of the jungle and leaps back into the trench. So obviously they're pretty confused ... read more
 589
1  

How do you stop an Iraqi tank? "Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
 340
2  

Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
 269
0  

What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."
 649
3  

Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
 314
0