A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys. What is wrong with this joke? 1. This isn't a joke 2. The blonde is thinking

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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47

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Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.

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There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"

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Q:What not to say to the nice policeman? A:I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

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