Q: Where does a general keep his armies? A: Up his sleevies.

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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

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Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice Doggy", until your sniper gets the range.

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Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo ? A: B-52...F-16...A-10.

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