Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.

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Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"

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My dad died on 9-11. He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.

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Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?' His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?' Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!'

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