A kid asks his father: Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed? Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.

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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.

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A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull." The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick." The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?" The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."

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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.

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