Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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