Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
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