When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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A lawyer has just settled down in his new office. So now, he is thinking what he can do to have clients. After a long time thinking, a man comes into the office. Right away, the lawyer decides to make his new plan take action. So he picks up the phone and says: "Unfortunately, Ms. Onassis, I cannot undertake your case right now. I am working full time, call me in a month to see if I can help you." He puts the phone down and says to the waiting man: "How can I help you sir?" "Nothing really, I am from telephone communications, I just came to connect your phone."
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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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