Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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