A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks. "No," says the psychic, "in biology class."

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How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.

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When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.

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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone

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