Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot to trot." The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices." The third man married a school teacher. Dave thinks to himself, "Poor guy, teachers are frigid." The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse's husband. He sourly says, "Don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was 'You'r ... read more
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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