If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers? It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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Little Johnny had just returned from his summer break and gone back to school. Three days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Hold on," she said. "I had Johnny with me for the entire summer and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
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