Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.

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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.

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Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris

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