Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.

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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.

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Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

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A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head. 'What are you doing dear?' 'Swatting flies - I got 3 males and 2 females' 'How do you know what sex they were?' The man very confidently replied, "Easy - 3 were on the beer and 2 were on the phone."

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