Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.

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Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.

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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.

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Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.

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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!

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