When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Someone calls at the hotline:
Good evening.
I’ve just installed Windows 98...
So?
Wheel I have a problem...
Ok, ok, you just said that...
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.
