How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: "Making a call." One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call. The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order. Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call. The boy returns, that mom says, "If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house."
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Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
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