Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot. He said that he had indeed lost the bird, but wanted to know how the caller located him. The called said that the bird had landed on his balcony and kept repeating, "Hi, you have reached 555-1234. I can't come to the phone right now, please leave a message at the tone."
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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