Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.

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A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!" After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."

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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

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When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.

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Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."

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