Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*

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Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

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It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.

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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.

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A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."

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