Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.

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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.

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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.

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