Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
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There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "George, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 110!" George says, "I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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