Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.

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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.

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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.

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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.

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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.

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