Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
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A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!"
After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."
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Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.
Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving.
“Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
