Little Johnny had just returned from his summer break and gone back to school. Three days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Hold on," she said. "I had Johnny with me for the entire summer and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
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Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*
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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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