"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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Someone calls at the hotline: Good evening. I’ve just installed Windows 98... So? Wheel I have a problem... Ok, ok, you just said that...
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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