Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.

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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.

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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.

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"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."

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