Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11

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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.

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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.

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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company. After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had installed 37 poles, and the blonde team had installed 7. The contractor was outraged with the blonde team and demanded to know why they had done so few. "Hey, we saw what the other teams were doing. Their's were still sticking out of the ground."

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