If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.

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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.

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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.

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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.

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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.

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