Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.

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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.

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An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."

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How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"

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