Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.

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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11

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The manager of the liquor store gets a phone call at 8 pm. "At what time do you open tomorrow?" asked the caller. "At nine," he answered. The phone rings at midnight "What time do you open ... in the morning?" "At nine". The phone rings at 4 in the morning "Whatt tim do ya openn in the mornin?" "I told you before at nine". "Imm just inn aa hury cause i got locked in tha stor las nite."

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Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.

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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.

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