What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.

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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.

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A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

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A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!" After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."

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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.

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