Me: Siri, why am I alone?
Siri: *opens front facing camera*
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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A man calls 911 emergency: " Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!"
After five minutes, the same man calls back: "It is ok, I found another one."
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
