Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking. 960 0
Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance." 1532 1
Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates. Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally. 2369 0
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