Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates. Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.

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Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...

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Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new friends.

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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.

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Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."

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