I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five. 23534 4
Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance." 1658 3
Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates. Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally. 2543 0
Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new friends. 1554 1
